Topic: The Kardashians

Kris Jenner Tweets Nip Slip Photo In Quixotic Quest For Relevance (NSFW)

Hey kids! Would you like to see a hint of Kris Jenner‘s areola? No? Then WHY ARE YOU CLICKING ON TH– More »

Kris Jenner Calling June Shannon Exploitative Is Like Bruce Jenner’s Face Calling Something Fake

Pot, meet kettle. More »

What’s Up With Bruce Jenner’s Face? A Board Certified Plastic Surgeon Weighs In

In honor of Bruce Jenner‘s appearance on Watch What Happens Live, we decided to address a question that’s been plaguing us for quite some time: what, exactly, is going on with that man’s face? More »

Top 5 Reasons Kris Jenner Does Not Deserve Her Own Talk Show

Rumor has it Kris Jenner wants her own daytime talk show – and she’d love to have Khloe Kardashian as her co-host. “Kris thinks a mother-daughter talk show would be brilliant,” a source tells HollywoodLife.com. “They want to make it family friendly and discuss all different types of subjects from infertility to sister rivalry. They also want to have celebrity guests on the show starting with Kanye and Kim.” Lord help us all! More »

10 Things I’m Not Sorry I Missed While Away On Vacation

So I just got done with two weeks of traveling around Europe, during which time I read nothing but various leftist newspapers that my boyfriend would leave lying around our couchette as we took romantic train rides to and fro across the land. As you can imagine, the first thing I did when I got back to civilization was catch up on all the important news I missed, like what Kim Kardashian has been up to. To my extreme shock and awe, many of these things were dumb, worthless and/or otherwise utterly missable. Here are ten news items I’m not sorry I missed while visiting all of my international comrades. More »

Someone (Her Kids) Hacks Kris Jenner’s Twitter, Uses The Platform To Tweet About Sharts

Those following Kris Jenner‘s twitter closely (WHY?) might have noticed some uncharacteristically gross tweets coming from her last night, and I don’t mean “gross” in the attention-whoring way that she is usually gross. I mean gross like poop. More »

Video: Kris Humphries Gets Booed His First Game Back

Poor Kris Humphries. Following his failed bid at becoming a reality star, he’s retreated to that which he knows best: mother basketball. But, like a bird who senses her baby has been touched by human hands, basketball simply does not want him anymore. More »

Surprise: Kardashian Produkts Are Made In Chinese Sweat Shops

When Charles Kernaghan, the executive director of the Institute for Global Labour and Human Rights, said “The Kardashians are in bed with some pretty bad people,” he wasn’t talking about Scott Disick. More »

Rob Kardashian Launching Sock Line, Claims Not To Care About The Kardashian Brand

Rob Kardashian, who is famous primarily for hanging out in the background of all the shots in Keeping Up With The Kardashians eating chips (with occasional breaks to call his sister a whore), wants you to know that he cares not for the Kardashian brand. More »

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Kris Jenner Sets Up Kylie and Kendall To Design More Kardashian Rip-Offs

If you needed more proof that Momager from hell Kris Jenner is unstoppable, look no further than her two youngest spawn, Kylie and Kendall Jenner. Despite the fact that she is still putting out fires for Kim Kardashian (fake wedding, failed marriage ) Kris is going to carry on the best way she knows how—by continuing to exploit her children. More »