As The Jonas Brothers do the media rounds announcing and pseudo-explaining their break-up, all eyes are on Joe Jonas to see how much of this he takes responsibility for. (Or all my eyes are on him, at least. I don’t know what you’re doing with your eyes.) More
Topic: The Jonas Brothers
As tragic as I’m sure it feels to some of you that the Jonas Brothers have broken up, I’m enjoying the hell out of it, because it proves that we here at Crushable are geniuses. We’ve been saying for months now that something was going on in the band, and now that we have, all we need to know is why. More
I cannot take my eyes off of the Jonas Brothers lately. There’s nothing more intriguing to me than what goes on behind closed doors, and considering how tightly shut the Jonas doors are, I couldn’t be closer to the edge of my seat. And now the boys have issued their first statement since beginning this bizarre meltdown, and it creates more questions than it answers. More
There’s trouble in Jonastown, everybody. The Jonas Brothers haven’t officially announced that they’re breaking up yet, but all the signs are there. They canceled their tour, deleted their Twitter, and their rep says that there’s a ‘deep rift within the band’. Let me walk you the only possible reasons why this is happening. In GIFs! More
Okay you guys, I have good Joe Jonas news, and I have bad Joe Jonas news…which do you want first? More
I have a newfound respect for Nick Jonas, because he just said he laughed through his ex-girlfriend Miley Cyrus‘ performance at the VMAs this year, which is no small feat as far as I’m concerned. I mean, we all saw that display. It was no laughing matter. More
Today is one of those days when I’m convinced that Miley Cyrus is either a complete media genius or some sort of bumbling nonsense machine without cognitive awareness. There is no middle ground with Miley, today or any day. More
So I think we’ve officially lost Joe Jonas, everyone; he’s gone rogue. He put a human-shaped pillow under his covers this morning and sneaked out of his house to go on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show today and asserted that ‘pom poms’ — you know, the name of their new single and their entire album — is a term for boobs. More
So turns out there’s a new sex tape distraction…I mean Jonas Brothers album coming out next month, you guys. It’s called ‘Pom Poms’ and it’sdue April 9th. More
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Methinks thou mightest protest too much, Joe Jonas… More
Here are some of my favorite tweets from people who hope I die after what I wrote about Joe Jonas yesterday. Good constructive criticism, thanks guys. More
There’s apparently a contest underway for who is the worst of The Jonas Brothers, and Joe Jonas is putting up some stiff competition. More
Naturally we all assumed this meant Danielle was pregnant, with child, renting out her uterus, growing a baby in her belly, inviting the stork over for a play date. Why else would you ask both families to come to a dinner on a random night? More
On Tuesday, Jenni Maier wrote a blog about Joe Jonas attempting to cash in on One Direction’s fame by talking about them during an interview with Ryan Seacrest. Within hours the post amassed 267 tweets and 96 comments. After seeing that many of the comments critiqued Jenni for carelessly dismissing the Jonas Brothers, she invited fans to write a response post. Here’s the second one from another Jonas Brothers superfan who’s a member of this Jonas Brothers fan community. You can read the first response here and the death threats Jenni received from the first post here. More