Topic: The jersey shore

Snooki Goes For Some Of That LiLo Buzz By Dyeing Her Hair Red

She forgot the “doing drugs and crashing cars” part, though. More »

The Jersey Shore House Surviving Hurricane Sandy Is Proof That There Is No God

Too soon? More »

New Jersey Town Is Naming A New Anti-Reality Show Law After Snooki

Don’t be sad, Snooki. Most people have to get brutally murdered to have a law named after them. More »

PHOTOS: Snooki And JWoww’s Jersey City Apartment Is Very Depressingly Furnished

So the first photos of Snooki and JWoww‘s Jersey City apartment (the one where their new reality show Snooki & JWoww takes place) are out, and it looks surprisingly bleak inside for something presumably paid for by MTV. Poorly done wallpaper, cheap-looking furniture, and a pervasive sense of dread permeate each picture. I’m guessing this is at least partly because they had JWoww and Snooki do the interior design themselves (whose idea was that?) but whatever the cause, I think the network could have sprung for a slightly plusher environment for two of the its biggest cash cows. More »

The Pauly D Project Fails As Reality TV For The Same Reasons DJ Pauly D Succeeds As A Person

Last night, MTV premiered The Pauly D Project, the first of what will probably be many Jersey Shore spinoffs. The show follows the exploits of one Paul “DJ Pauly D” Del Vecchio and his entourage of Rhode Island bros as as they ride Pauly D’s reality TV fame to such exotic locales as Las Vegas, Puerto Rico, and the insides of many, many vaginas. More »

Brooklyn 11223 Is New York’s Equally Dumb Answer To The Jersey Shore

Transparent Jersey Shore rip-off Brooklyn 11223 premiered last night on Oxygen, and I took one for the team and watched it. Spoiler alert: I didn’t much care for it. More »

The Situation Will Have To Give Up All His Vices In Rehab

Sometimes when you give up one bad habit you lean on another, like overeating when you can’t go out for a cigarette. Unfortunately for The Situation he won’t have his exposed abs to comfort him in rehab; his sleeved shirts will have to remain down. No mention of whether or not fist pumping will be permitted.
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Snooki’s Ex Says He Hopes She Has A Miscarriage ‘For Her Own Good’

As you probably know by now, a small human grows inside of Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. As is sadly to be expected in a situation like this, at least one of Snooki’s exes is coming out of the woodwork to use the news as a way to get his name back in the news, however briefly. More »

Jersey Shore Field Notes 5.8: In Which The Gang Gets Wet

Jersey Shore Field Notes are a detailed account of MTV’s hit show. As written by an anthropologist. More »

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Jersey Shore Field Notes 5.7: You Can Find Love At The Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Field Notes are a detailed account of MTV’s hit show. As written by an anthropologist. More »

City Of Hoboken Rejects Film Permit For JWoww And Snooki’s Jersey Shore Spinoff

I’ve got some bad news for fans of The Jersey Shore’s most entertaining cast members. The city of Hoboken has rejected a film permit for Snooki and JWoww‘s Jersey Shore spinoff, Don’t Stop Now, You’re Almost To New York. Seriously, Why Would You Want To Live In Hoboken? More »

The Jersey Shore’s The Unit Was Indicted On Drug Charges

Last night’s episode of The Jersey Shore showed us The Unit can really tick off Snooki, but as scary as her wrath is, he has bigger problems to deal with now. More »

They Are Making A Nerd Version Of The Jersey Shore

Hey, nerd! Yeah, you with the glasses and the twenty-sided die and the…other things a nerd likes. If you admire the sensitive portrayal of human relationships seen on The Jersey Shore and wish there was a show like that for you, you’re in luck. More »

Signs Of The End Times: There Was An Academic Conference On Jersey Shore Studies

Didn’t I read about this in White Noise? More »

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