Sons of Anarchy hottie Charlie Hunnam piled on the facial hair to play the laidback, been-around-the-block atheist protagonist of Matthew Chapman‘s modern parable The Ledge. Unfortunately, he cultivated quite the flesh-colored beard, which is giving us vivid flashbacks to The Hills star Spencer Pratt.
The worst part was when Hunnam’s character seduced Liv Tyler away from evangelical hubby Patrick Wilson; every sex scene (SFW) I couldn’t help but imagine Spencer in his marital bed with Heidi Montag. You can never unsee something like that! More
• Get the lowdown on Charlie Sheen‘s latest goddess, Megan Levant, from her former sorority sister. (College Candy)
• Even though Hollywood relationships are notoriously short-lived, it’s encouraging to see exes who manage to stay friends after the break-up: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, Penn Badgley and Blake Lively, and others. (gURL)
• Along with her makeup artist and hair stylist, The Hills‘ Lauren Conrad has launched a new website, The Beauty Department, with tutorials and daily inspirations. (Oh No They Didn’t)
• New couple alert? Emma Roberts may have been smooching Glee star Chord Overstreet at Coachella. (Celebuzz)
• It’s not all about William — Prince Harry, who’ll be the best man at his older brother’s wedding (aww!), just got promoted to Captain in the British Army. (Uinterview)
Whaaat?! Audrina Patridge alleges that Lauren Conrad and Justin Bobby hooked up off camera! (Oh No They Didn’t!)
Jodie Sweetin, who played Stephanie Tanner on Full House, now prefers mommyhood to meth. (Perez Hilton)
Marilyn Manson and Lindsay Lohan might star in a movie together about Charles Manson; Marilyn would play Charles’ right-hand man, Tex Watson, and Lindsay would play Sharon Tate. (TMZ) More
Spencer Pratt wants to intern for Ryan Seacrest, to make himself more “likeable.” We can’t think of a worse possible intern than Spencer. And likeability? More like liability. (Us Magazine)
Jersey Shore‘s DJ Pauly D, Snooki, and J-WOWW, all have spin-off shows that will most likely air in 2012. (Dlisted)
Will Ferrell revealed information about his character on The Office. (Perez Hilton) More
Will you watch Audrina Patridge‘s new reality show? At least it has to be better than The Hills... right?(People)
Mike Huckabee accuses 29-year-old Academy Award winning actress and Harvard grad, Natalie Portman, of “glorifying and “glamourizing” out-of-wedlock pregnancy. (Us Magazine)
Paula Abdul called 911 on her boyfriend on Valentine’s Day. (TMZ) More
Former Hills star Jason Wahler looked a little out of place on Dr. Drew‘s celebrity rehab last season. He may have a DUI under his belt, but he didn’t seem nearly as troubled as some of the other participants (aside from Rachel “addicted to love” Uchitel). And now he tells Life & Style that was because he was already sober when he went on the reality rehab show.
And not only did Dr. Drew do little to help him during filming, he never followed up with Wahler after treatment. More
Kristin Cavallari, the former MTV reality star, is upset with her former producers. She’s going to be on ABC’s The Middle and spoke to Xfinity.TV about her experiences on Laguna Beach. Namely she thinks she was manipulated by MTV’s producers. But clearly not enough to not cash their checks. Or avoid going on their spin-off show The Hills.
Spencer Pratt Has A New Single – Hey, you guys remember Spencer Pratt?! If not, don’t worry. He’ll make sure you never forget how awful he is by singing and rapping in his new little ditty “I Got Doe.” Like a deer, a female deer? (The Hollywood Gossip)
For the past week or so, The Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been all over the tabloids explaining that they’ve blown through the $10 million they earned from MTV. But now, Spencer has a back up plan. It involves a lot of tattood dudes with large flesh wounds and trashy chics with knives. You guessed it, it’s Spencer’s genius new reality show The Inland Empire 909.
Radar has an exclusive trailer for your viewing pleasure. According to Spencer: “These girls will eat the cast of Jersey Shore alive.”
I’m not sure the world needs to see that. But the good news is – they may never have to.
In the wake of Audrina Partridge getting kicked off of Dancing With The Stars, every single cast members from The OC and its spinoff The Hills (and that spinoff’s spinoff The City) is currently off the air. That fact may end up forcing Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt out of the country (we can only hope), but other castmembers are gearing up for their own shows. Like Lauren Conrad, who’s been taping her new fashion reality show for the past month. This week she spoke to In Touch about the show, and gave about zero information about what it will be like. Here’s what she said:
“It’s more career-based, about my life and fashion. I wanted my own personal life.”
Um, here’s the thing Lauren. No one cares about your fashion career. And how are you going to share your impressive eye rolls if we won’t have access to the crappy men you’re dating? Come on. Work with your strengths! More
Wow, that was fast, wasn’t it? Just last week, professional something-or-other Doug Reinhardt was making public statements about his not-so-amicable split from long-time spit-swapper Paris Hilton, and today’s news is that he can’t stop making out with Hills costar Kristin Cavallari. More
• Just two months after filing for legal separation from her crystal wearing husband Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag is now seeking a full dissolution of marriage from the bearded fame whore. (People) • Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez … More
When Crushable asked me to write a celebrity nightlife column, I was like WHOA, best job ever, right? I’ve been Vajazzled, I’ve dated a Scientologist, and boned in my mom’s bed, but I’ve never, like, reported-reported. Except for the time … More
The contract dispute rages between MTV and the Guidos and Guidettes of the Jersey Shore. The first footage of season three was to begin filming today, but some members of the cast are holding out for bigger paychecks. A source … More