Topic: The-Hills

Can You Hear Me Now?: Lauren Conrad Hurt Her Vocal Chords Yelling In Clubs

Can You Hear Me Now?: Lauren Conrad Hurt Her Vocal Chords Yelling In Clubs

Remember on The Hills when the cast would go to one of those hip Los Angeles clubs called something trendy like Mayonnaise or Bathtub or Pantaloons? And remember how the music was so loud that they’d have to scream at each other even louder than they were already screaming considering they were always fighting? Well, according to Lauren Conrad, those clubs caused a lot of damage separate from the increased mushiness our brains acquired from watching. More »

Happy Birthday, Heidi Montag! Remember When You Looked Normal?

Happy Birthday, Heidi Montag! Remember When You Looked Normal?

Happy 25th birthday, Heidi Montag! We’d warn you about those quarterlife crises kids your age go through, but it looks like you managed to do one of those before hitting 25. We know that people mostly look ahead on this auspicious day, but we still really miss the old, cuter Heidi from season 1 of The Hills, before Spencer Pratt and fame inspired her to inflate and tuck her body into a silhouette resembling a Barbie doll. So here’s our gift to you, Heidi: Hindsight. More »

We Use WebMD to Diagnose Audrina Patridge’s ‘Chest Problem’ (Spoiler: It’s Breast Implants)

We Use WebMD to Diagnose Audrina Patridge's 'Chest Problem' (Spoiler: It's Breast Implants)

The Hills star Audrina Patridge is still denying that she’s gotten breast implants, using the really unconvincing argument that she suffers from a medical condition that makes her breasts different sizes. In her own words:

“Well, see I have this chest problem. My bone right here, it’s higher on this side? It’s pectoralis something, so I’ve always struggled with that. You could see they look different sizes all the time.”

Hard to interpret, right? More »

Poll: Which Supporting Character Do You Want to See in the ‘Hills’ Movie?

Poll: Which Supporting Character Do You Want to See in the 'Hills' Movie?

Now don’t get too excited: Nothing is set in stone yet. Audrina Patridge was on Ryan Seacrest‘s radio show this morning, where she said that enough time has passed since the series finale of The Hills (in 2010) that she could see herself and the other cast members getting together to do a movie. God knows that creator Adam DiVellowhose only producing credits are within the incestuous web of Laguna Beach, The Hills, and The City — needs the work. And now that Speidi is dead broke and looking for new reality jobs, the stars could have aligned enough to bring about this unasked-for big-screen sequel.

But the truth is, we don’t actually care about Ol’ Ceiling Eyes and her friends. The real stars we want involved are the fake love interests and faker co-workers that populated their tiny world! More »

The 5 Best Quotes from Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s Tell-All Interview

The 5 Best Quotes from Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's Tell-All Interview

Come to think of it, we haven’t heard much from Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag lately. Are they vacationing in St. Barts? Getting loads of cash to appear at someone’s birthday party? Actually, no — they’re crashing at Spencer’s parents’ place because they’re dead broke, and bemoaning all of their regrets to The Daily Beast. At least, that’s what they say. Since the article is about how every aspect of their incredibly-public lives has been a sham — they never broke up, for one — it’s tough not to add a huge grain of salt to everything they say. But they claim that they’re living out the dark, attentionless side of reality fame. Here, their mistakes, plus some insights into The Hills and everything that came after. More »

How Would Kristin Cavallari and Ben Savage Even Know Each Other, Let Alone Date?

How Would Kristin Cavallari and Ben Savage Even Know Each Other, Let Alone Date?

So, Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari was snapped leaving Troubador the other night with none other than Ben Savage. That’s Cory from Boy Meets World! This is more than a little disturbing, because we figured that even if he and Topanga — err, Danielle Fishel — never got together, he’d at least go for a girl who isn’t a raging bitch.

There must be some sort of “6 degrees of separation” deal going on here. More »

Questionable Choices: Kristin Cavallari’s Glass Bikini

Questionable Choices: Kristin Cavallari's Glass Bikini

Once when I was swimsuit shopping, I came across a velvet maillot with the following label: “Do not wear in water.” The idea of a bathing suit that you can’t wear for, well, bathing has always seemed pretty crazy to me, but I guess there’s a market for “thing to wear while lounging near water, even though I refuse to go in it.”

At a party in Miami for Skyy Vodka, former Hills star Kristin Cavallari sported this really cute blue swimsuit. It turns out, though, that the suit was covered in tiny pieces of glass. More »