- 278 days ago by Jamie Peck
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The Expendables 2 comes out this weekend, and while I’m sure it’s a great action flick full of car chases and explosions, I can’t help thinking some of its stars are looking a little long in the tooth. I mean, how many times can you rip a Sylvester Stallone character out of retirement to perform some crazy-dangerous caper until he’s like “Jesus Christ, I’m 66. Leave me to my Matlock and prunes!” It’s with that in mind that I’ve come up with some suggestions for people to take the place of Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Bruce Willis, and all the other action stars who seem like they could use a rest. It’s not that we want some taut, fresh, young beefcake to ogle while things are blowing up, honest….we just think someone else deserves a turn. More





