Topic: The Dallas Buyer’s Club

Matthew McConaughey Takes America’s Advice, Admits He Needs To Eat A Cheeseburger

Matthew’s weight loss has led to a lot of concern from America. As with Kate Moss and the Olsen twins before him, we can’t seem to stop yelling “Eat a cheeseburger!” at his gaunt image. Luckily, it looks like Matthew has heard us, because he told Hitfix.com that if he can’t find a po boy — and please someone get this man a po boy and a BLT and a Cuban and every other sandwich when this movie is over! — he’s excited to bite into a juicy burger. More »

Matthew McConaughey Officially Wins Most Horrifying Celebrity Transformation Of The Year

Holy shit. What is going on the set of The Dallas Buyer’s Club that’s making Matthew McConaughey look like a zombie’s red-headed step-sister. More »

Based On His Weight Loss, Matthew McConaughey Is Being An Actual Skeleton For Halloween

You can say that Matthew McConaughey is losing weight for an upcoming role as an HIV-positive man, but I know that it’s so that he can go as an actual skeleton for Halloween. More »

Let’s Take Time Today To Really Analyze Matthew McConaughey’s Extreme Weight Loss

It’s to believe that the man who gyrated his crotch in our faces this summer in Magic Mike now looks like a hollow version of his former self, that’s he’s transformed into a soft whisper in a crowded room. Anyone who just met him would find it difficult to picture him energetically banging on bongos in the California sun. Not when he looks like he’s lost his will to live, his drive to eat, his passion for sculpted bodies.
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