Topic: The Bachelorette

The Bachelorette Already Has A Villain, And It’s Ben

The Bachelorette Already Has A Villain, And It's Ben

Welcome back to a new episode of The Bachelorette, a show that’s getting so eerily close to its parody, Burning Love, that it’s honestly starting to make me uncomfortable.This week we got several new exciting additions to the typical reality show plot — the repeated phrase ‘here for the right reasons’ and the show villain, who will be played in this episodic arc by Ben, exploitative father of the year. More »

A Bachelorette Contestant Made A Bomb Threat, So That’s Fantabulous

A Bachelorette Contestant Made A Bomb Threat, So That's Fantabulous

You guys! YOU GUYS. The Bachelorette just barely started up again and already there’s drama — one of the current contestants was charged with making a bomb threat in 2005. Which, when you think about it, is probably the definition of being there for the wrong reasons. “Hi yeah, I’m just here to make a bomb threat.” “Sir, that is incorrect behavior and you will not be receiving a rose this evening.” More »

Jimmy Kimmel Predicting The Bachelorette Winner May Be More Entertaining Than The Show

Jimmy Kimmel Predicting The Bachelorette Winner May Be More Entertaining Than The Show

Jimmy Kimmel predicts the winner of this season of The Bachelorette as a man by the name of Brooks Forester. Desiree Hartsock never confirms or denies anything, so you can go nuts analyzing her responses and body language as much as you want, but I really just need to talk about this guy’s name for a second, while I have you here. Brooks. Forester. That is absurd. That’s the name of a kid born out of the blissful union of a sensible four-door sedan and an L.L. Bean catalogue. More »