Topic: The Bachelorette

Desiree Hartsock’s Brother Says She Totes Settled For Chris, And I’m Like, ‘Duh’

Desiree Hartsock's Brother Says She Totes Settled For Chris, And I'm Like, 'Duh'

Welcome back to the media, Nate Hartsock, bad boy brother of Desiree Hartsock! I’ve missed you terribly in the many months since you helped Sean Lowe decide to eliminate Des on the last season of The Bachelor, and the slightly less many months since you appeared on the storied ninth season of The Bachelorette to half-heartedly attempt to whip up some ratings. Do you have any inappropriate gossip for us? You do?? Great. More »

The 16 Most Heartbreaking Things On The Bachelorette Last Night

The 16 Most Heartbreaking Things On The Bachelorette Last Night

Okay, so last night on The Bachelorette finale part one was pretty intense, even for a cynic like me. They’ve been teasing all season that someone was gonna leave the show and break Desiree Hartsock‘s heart, but I always assumed that it was a ratings ploy and that both people would be in on it. After last night’s episode, though, I’m pretty sure that Des was caught completely off-guard. More »

The Bachelorette: 15 Unanswered Questions From The Men Tell All

The Bachelorette: 15 Unanswered Questions From The Men Tell All

Last night on The Bachelorette was the Men Tell All episode. On the one hand, it means we have to listen to two hours of these guys trying to vie for enough screen time to be the next Bachelor, but on the other hand, it means we’re one week closer to being done with Desiree Hartsock and her increasingly cloying behaviors and references to this whole thing being ‘a fairytale’. It’s the little things. More »

16 Reasons The Bachelorette Guys Should Never Meet Your Parents

16 Reasons The Bachelorette Guys Should Never Meet Your Parents

So I wanted to find a way to honor of these always-awkward trips home on The Bachelorette where peoples’ parents give them their blessings to marry total strangers, and the buzz-phrase of the day is “I’ve never felt this way before”. And what better way to celebrate all this wrong-ness being thrown at Desiree Hartsock than by making a list of why these particular guys should never ever be brought home to meet your parents? More »