It’s been one week since I told you to watchÂ Bachelor In Paradise,Â so I’m really hoping you got around to it. Not just because you should always listen to me and do exactly as I say, but because if you didn’t watch last night, you missed THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER. More
Topic: The Bachelor
The new spin-off Bachelor In Paradise premiered last night, and if you didn’t tune in for every trashy, mesmerizing moment, I’m here to save you from making the biggest mistake of your lives. More
For shows that were supposedly created to help people find their soul mate, The Bachelor and The Bachelorette have a surprisingly low success rate. (Well, I guess not that surprising, considering that these couples go from open relationships to engagements in six weeks, all on national television, but still.) My point is, sometimes the show does better at hooking people up when they just stay the eff out of it. More
The season finale ofÂ The BacheloretteÂ is airing tonight, so in honor of that hallowed event, I thought we should probably take a stroll down memory lane and see how the previous couples to come from that show are doing. (Spoiler alert: not well.) More
If you watch The Bachelor, you might remember Juan Pablo Galavis talking constantly about trying to set a good example for his daughter. Which is weird, because apparently he slept with three separate women this season. Facepalm. More
It takes a lot for me to admit this, guys, but I was wrong. Oh so wrong aboutÂ Juan Pablo Galavis, the subject of this season ofÂ The Bachelor.Â But in the spirit of embracing that, here are his douchiest moments from the whole season, including not loving Nikki, and whatever the eff he said to Clare in that helicopter. More
HelloÂ Juan Pablo Galavis! Have you met my friend karma? I don’t think you two have been introduced before, but he watches you onÂ The Bachelor, and he wanted me to tell you he’s a real bitch. More
Even though we’re still privately grumpy atÂ Jimmy KimmelÂ for betraying us with that twerking girl on fire stunt, he does still sometimes make good videos. Harrumph. More
Man, these comprehension problems from growing up with a gay parent just don’t go away, do they? Every week I set out to watchÂ The Bachelor again, sure that this will be the night when I will finally understand a full episode…and yet it never is. More
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Another week, another episode ofÂ The Bachelor consumed like illicit ice cream in the middle of the night with the freezer door open to hide your shame. More
I had a really hard time watchingÂ The Bachelor last night, guys. AfterÂ Juan Pablo Galavis‘ really enlightening comments about the perversion of homosexuality, I realized that most things go right over my head on account of the fact that I grew up with a gay parent! So this recap will reflect that. More
When watching The Bachelor last night, all I could think about was how similar the show would be if they swapped out Juan Pablo and the ladies with a bunch of little toddlers. More
The Bachelor premiere was so full of embarrassing moments that it’d be hard to choose a favorite…but Kylie thinking she heard her name at the Rose Ceremony is definitely up there. But guess what? She’s saying that was all the producers’ fault. More
I don’t know what’s going on withÂ Jason BiggsÂ right now, but the premiere episode ofÂ The Bachelor last nightÂ seems to have triggered something in his psyche that compels him to tweet out deeply insulting things about the female contestants. More