Topic: terry richardson

Hot Shot: Jared Leto Seems Fun

Hot Shot: Jared Leto Seems Fun

Hey, Jared Leto, wanna get a hotel room for a night? No funny stuff, just a little pay-per-view, a pizza, and some bed jumping. We can play ding dong ditch with the neighbors, and in the morning we’ll wake up early to go steal donuts from the continental breakfast. Best night ever, Jared Leto! More »

Hot Shot: Jared Leto Wears a Spirit Hood

Hot Shot: Jared Leto Wears a Spirit Hood

Jared Leto is a cuddly little wolf, you guys. He’s just, a soft, cute, cuddly wolf, who wants nothing more than to reach over with his tiny paws and pet you gently on the face. So lean in close, and Jared will touch you, and then he’ll kiss you, and then he’ll rip your fucking head off and write a song about it.
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Questionable Choices: The Olsen Twins Are 100 Years Old

Questionable Choices: The Olsen Twins Are 100 Years Old

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are actually 24 years old, though from looking at them you might assume they’re a pair of twins in their 80s. They’re like a couple of wealthy Upper East Side eccentrics who stroll about in the afternoon with their bejeweled Affenpinscher puppies named Rotunda and Princess Penelope, stopping to have tea with members of the Bouvier family on Persian rugs on the steps of the Met. Old, old, old! More »