Topic: Terry O’Quinn

This Week’s Best Of Crushable

This Week's Best Of Crushable

Unless you spent the whole week watching the premieres of every single episode of everything on TV this week, you may have missed some stuff. (Hopefully not The Event! How can you miss The Event??!) Between Glee, My Generation, The Office, 30 Rock, Boardwalk Empire, Undercovers, Going Wilde, The Good Guys, and…a bunch of other stuff either making their debut or coming back on air, it was hard to keep track of all our old friends and new characters. Luckily, Crushable is here to help. Here’s what you missed: More »

Fan Fiction: Writing The ‘Odd Jobs’ Pilot

Fan Fiction: Writing The 'Odd Jobs' Pilot

Previously: Swearing them to the utmost secrecy, President Obama has dispatched former black-ops agents Michael Emerson and Terry O’Quinn the figure out what the hell the damn LOST finale meant.

INT. MICHAEL EMERSON’S HOME – NIGHT

Terry is dressed in black clothes and combat boots. Michael wears khakis and an undershirt. He pulls a neatly ironed plaid button-down out of his closet. Terry mumbles under his breath.

MICHAEL: Yeees?
TERRY: Nothing.

Michael begins to button up his shirt, humming a diabolical little ditty.

TERRY: It’s just…

Michael turns to Terry with a steely gaze. He stops humming.

TERRY: Are you gonna wear that? More »

7 Suggested Lines For The New Michael Emerson And Terry O’Quinn Show

7 Suggested Lines For The New Michael Emerson And Terry O'Quinn Show

The Crushable office erupted a volcano of fan-girl glee after we read about a potential new series starring LOST actors Michael Emerson and Terry O’Quinn. Producer J.J. Abrams has apparently been pitching a Locke/Linus show around town, and we’ll do everything we can to make sure it lands on our screens. Tentatively titled Odd Jobs, the series would star the LOSTers pair of former black-ops agents. A Ben/John buddy show – can you imagine? (We can and we have. Many times before.) Because we’re too excited to concentrate on anything else, we decided to write some lines of dialogue we hope end up in the (best) show (ever):

1. “We’ve got to get back to that island… Corsica. Man, remember that bistro with the really good sausage?”

2. “Listen there four-eyes, you just figure out that techno-jumble while I take out those five guys with my bare fists!” (Cue smoke monster sound.)

3. “It’s time to Locke and load!”

“You know I hate it when you say that.” More »