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Teresa Scanlan Wins Miss America Pageant, Hates Wikileaks

Teresa Scanlan Wins Miss America Pageant, Hates Wikileaks

Last night 17-year-old Miss Nebraska, Teresa Scanlan, became the youngest woman to ever win the Miss America pageant. Good for her! She’s going to go to college (after she defers a year to properly fulfill her principle duty of signing autographs at county shopping malls and car shows) to become a politician, and the last time someone did that we ended up with Sarah Palin. So that’s good. More »