• Jennifer Aniston wants to wear friendship bracelets with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Maybe Jen can be the godmother to the next child they adopt from Zimbabwe. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Teresa Guidice spends the majority of her spare time tanning, flipping tables, or trying to convince us that her husband, Joe Guidice, isn’t cheating on her. Some advice Teresa: let the nanny have him. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Reportedly, Carey Mulligan might star as Hilary Clinton in an upcoming film. More importantly, who will play Monica Lewinsky? My vote is for Jennifer Lawrence! (Celebuzz)
• Kim Kardashian apparently doesn’t want to commit to a Weight Watchers deal to lose excess baby weight. I don’t blame the soon to be Kanye’s baby mama! Kim should milk her pregnancy long after she’s given birth and continue eating everything in the pantry. Or at least that’s what I would do. (The stir)
• Does is surprise anyone that Justin Bieber is potentially the worst neighbor in the history of neighborhoods? Allegedly, neighbors call the Biebs “vicious” and “dangerous.” Are they mistaking Bieber for Mel Gibson? (Hollywood Hiccups)
• LeAnn Rimes tells Chelsea Handler that she can’t handle Brandi Glanville’s kids. I’m sensing a cheesy Lifetime movie in the making. (Have u Heard)
• Selena Gomez will star in a new film with Ethan Hawke about driving fast and dangerously. She could probably steal some tips from ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber. (ET Online)
• Kristin Stewart will star in two new films. Kristen is doing everything in her power to distance herself from her twi-hard fanbase. Honestly, I’ll only see you as Edward Cullen’s vampire lover, Bella. Oops, I mean Kristen. (Lainey Gossip)
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