Farrah Abraham, otherwise known as the shrill, scream-y, spoiled fucking bitch of MTV’s original Teen Mom cast, has had quite the year so far and it’s not even a quarter of the way through 2013 yet! She’s got a DUI under her belt now, so someone let Jenelle Evans know she needs to step up her game. More
Topic: Teen Mom
Another day, another Jenelle Evans/Rogers/Crazypants story. After reportedly admitting herself to rehab on Tuesday, Jenelle Evans is now “free.” Free to do what, you ask? More
Even with your so-called “jobs” and “relationships” and “keeping up with who’s dumping Taylor Swift“…at least you aren’t appearing on Teen Mom 2. The Teen Mom 2 Mamas are dealing with paternity ponders, Ke$ha concerts vs. jail, and passing the GED. Hopefully your hardest choice of the day is what topping to get on your froyo. And you should be thankful for that. Real talk.
What if drug abuse, an accidental pregnancy, and a broken marriage aren’t the worst things to happen to Teen Mom‘s Jenelle Evans? What if it’s MTV? More
Good morning dreamers, just wanted to let you know that Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans is officially pregnant again. No word yet on whether she will receive a double salary now that she’ll have two babies instead of one, or whether she’ll be kicked off the show for aging out of the whole teen concept, like those poor kids on Zoom back in the day. More
In a pleasant change of events, last night’s Teen Mom/Amber Portwood Special turned out to be an honest explanation of Amber’s confusing behavior (ummm, her decision to go to prison over rehab?!) with lots of real talk, not the “Amber Behind Xanny-Bars” shit show I kind of expected. And I have nothing but good things to say about it. More
Sometimes when I watch reality TV, I think that no amount of money would ever be high enough for me to sell my soul in such a horrible and tasteless way. Then I hear how much they make and remember that privacy and dignity are totally overrated.
When asked about her salary for Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, June Shannon says, “We’re making memories to last a lifetime.” OK Mama, but are you getting what you deserve compared to other reality stars? More
When we were growing up, MTV was like your cool cousin who was five years older and knew everything about music. But now he’s somehow turned into your middle-aged, out-of-touch uncle who thinks you wanted JWoww & Snooki for Christmas. More
On last night’s Teen Mom episode, Butch Baltierra was rocking quite the braid in place of his mullet, and we couldn’t help but be reminded of a certain District 12 tribute… More
In Touch proudly proclaims that Teen Mom Catelynn Lowell, who gave her first daughter up for adoption, is pregnant again! “This Time We’re Keeping Our Baby!” reads the headline. Papa don’t preach. Except, Catelynn Lowell isn’t pregnant.
“Miley – The Next Teen Mom?” asks Star, who at least bothered to frame it as question. They claim that the newly engaged Miley Cyrus is really just trying to rush to alter before she pops out a cousin for India Rose. Their source claims that the teen is “complaining of exhaustion, mood swings and nausea,” which no one has ever experienced outside of pregnancy. As Cyrus’s own mother confirms, Miley is not pregnant.
Hold onto your fetuses! Teen Mom‘s Catelynn Lowell, who first made a name for herself by getting pregnant by accident at age 17, is once again pregnant by accident at age 20. She says she’s happy and going to keep it this time (she gave her first daughter up for adoption), and I’m happy that she’s happy, but something about this still smacks of unresolved issues. More
After featuring 47 teen mothers with similar stories on the popular show 16 and Pregnant, you’d think MTV would take action and commit themselves to stopping teen pregnancy. That they would use their popular show as a platform to informing teenagers about birth control. That knowing they reach over one million viewers each week would be all they information they’d need to make major changes to their show. But it’s apparently not. More
Teen Mom star Amber Portwood has decided she liked it on the “inside” and returned to jail. Realizing that her drug addiction is out of control and her life is in shambles, she made the choice to “serve out her five-year jail term rather than comply with the terms of her court-ordered drug program,” according to E! News. More