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While we all wait on the edge of our seats to learn what Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have knamed their knewborn kdaughter, let’s talk about these quotes from teen-mom-turned-whoops-my-sex-tape-got-out-er Farrah Abraham that are making their way around the interwebs, shall we? Namely, the ones where she declares ’tis a far far better thing to be Farrah Abraham than to be Kim Kardashian. Ah, I see Christmas has come early. More
I give up. I give up on the news and my job for today and every day, because the moment I saw the headline announcing that Farrah Abraham masturbates to her own sex tape, I knew that I not only needed to read that story, but that I also needed to write it up. Such is the plight of the celebrity blogger. Curse you, internet. Curse you. More
Because Farrah Abraham is that desperately hanging on restaurant kitchen cockroach that just keeps coming back for more (thanks to people like me I guess… eh, whatever), the internet has now brought this to my attention: her used and abused bikini from Backdoor Teen Mom is now available to win by entering a contest! More
Being an MTV Teen Mom turned porn star doesn’t make you an idiot. Â Being a fucking idiot makes you an idiot, and I’ve got to hand it to Farrah Abraham. Â She is single-handedly proving even idiots can have the skillz to pay the billz! More
I hope Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham has a big family with a whole bunch of ‘F’ names, because she is teetering on the brink of being the new Kim Kardashian with this new sex tape. More
It’s been a tough year for Teen Mom 2′s Jenelle Evans, but it seems like maybe possibly even just a little bit, she may be on track to start making some better decisions. More
In case everyone completely forgot about Farrah Abraham‘s appearance on Dr. Phil yesterday because it was preempted by far more important news coverage, allow me to remind you that it happened. More
Fresh off of a DUI that she took absolutely zero responsibility for, Farrah Abraham is now taking her new boobs and her new face and starting a new career as a porn star! More
Farrah Abraham, otherwise known as the shrill, scream-y, spoiled fucking bitch of MTV’s original Teen Mom cast, has had quite the year so far and it’s not even a quarter of the way through 2013 yet!  She’s got a DUI under her belt now, so someone let Jenelle Evans know she needs to step up her game. More
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Another day, another Jenelle Evans/Rogers/Crazypants story. Â After reportedly admitting herself to rehab on Tuesday, Jenelle Evans is now “free.” Â Free to do what, you ask? More
Even with your so-called “jobs” and “relationships” and “keeping up with who’s dumping Taylor Swift“…at least you aren’t appearing on Teen Mom 2. The Teen Mom 2 Mamas are dealing with paternity ponders, Ke$ha concerts vs. jail, and passing the GED. Hopefully your hardest choice of the day is what topping to get on your froyo. And you should be thankful for that. Real talk.
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What if drug abuse, an accidental pregnancy, and a broken marriage aren’t the worst things to happen to Teen Mom‘s Jenelle Evans? What if it’s MTV? More
Good morning dreamers, just wanted to let you know that Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans is officially pregnant again. No word yet on whether she will receive a double salary now that she’ll have two babies instead of one, or whether she’ll be kicked off the show for aging out of the whole teen concept, like those poor kids on Zoom back in the day. More
In a pleasant change of events, last night’s Teen Mom/Amber Portwood Special turned out to be an honest explanation of Amber’s confusing behavior (ummm, her decision to go to prison over rehab?!) with lots of real talk, not the “Amber Behind Xanny-Bars” shit show I kind of expected. And I have nothing but good things to say about it. More
