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Gallery: Superuseless Superpowers of the Celebrity Elite

Gallery: Superuseless Superpowers of the Celebrity Elite

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… In-Flight Flight Man? Yes! This utterly useless superhero possesses the ability to fly, but there’s a catch: he can only fly within the confines of an airplane that is currently in the air. Read about this and more superuseless superpowers in the new book titled (you guessed it) Superuseless Superpowers! In celebration of this bastion of uselessness, we here at Team Crushable have assembled for your viewing pleasure a showcase of some other well-known individuals and their own less-well-known superuseless superpowers. Up, up, and (sort of) away! More »

Crush Links: Taylor Momsen Forgot Her Pants At Justin Bieber’s Movie Premiere

Crush Links: Taylor Momsen Forgot Her Pants At Justin Bieber's Movie Premiere

How did we miss this? Taylor Momsen dressed like a dominatrix for Justin Bieber‘s movie premiere. (Us)

Aw. The Biebs says that girlfriend Selena Gomez is amazing, and he’s gonna get her flowers for Valentine’s. (celebuzz)

Sarah Palin wants to deport Christina Aguilera “back to wherever she came from” for screwing up the National Anthem. So, Staten Island? (Us)

Meanwhile, Bristol Palin is threatening to run for political office. (ONTD) More »

In (Sort Of) Defense Of Taylor Momsen

In (Sort Of) Defense Of Taylor Momsen

It is really easy to hate on 17-year-old raccoon-eyed actress/model/brat Taylor Momsen. After starting out as the sweet, naive Jenny from Gossip Girl, we watched in horror as Taylor joined Jenny on her downward spiral of hipster teenhood. Has a person ever before come to embody their character so fully as Taylor Momsen did? More »

Video: Watch A Pretty Good Pretty Reckless Cover Of ‘Wonderwall’

Video: Watch A Pretty Good Pretty Reckless Cover Of 'Wonderwall'

Oasis’ “Wonderwall” is one of our favorite songs, just as it’s one of many people’s favorite songs. And there’s nothing worse than hearing an uninspired cover of a beloved piece of music, but Taylor Momsen actually does a pretty good job with her version sung at a concert in France. It’s a little rough around the edges but Taylor’s voice is, as usual, quite nice and well-trained. And, um, you can kind of hear that she means it when she’s looking for someone to save her.

(Nate Ar-chi-bald, you’re my Won-der-wall.) More »

Sweet Repeat: Taylor Momsen Smiles

Sweet Repeat: Taylor Momsen Smiles

When we think of Taylor Momsen we usually thing “teenage Grinch.” She runs around Hollywood sucking joy and glad tidings with her black clothes and surly grimace. But, just like the Grinch when he walks the red carpet, Taylor has actually been known to let loose with a smile every once in a while. This gallery is our attempt to prove that Taylor’s lip muscles still work. Medical journals here we come! More »

The 6 Worst Celebrity Geography Goofs

The 6 Worst Celebrity Geography Goofs

Over the weekend, Taylor Momsen was forced to apologize after she told the Scottish crowd at her concert that “Glasgow is the craziest crowd in all of England.” Oops! Taylor’s mix-up is admittedly pretty funny, but at least the teen star had some sense what part of the world she was in. In terms of the history of celeb geography screw-ups, Taylor’s error hardly even ranks. Here are some of the most irredeemable mistakes to ever appear on the celebrity world map.
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Crush Links: Vanessa Hudgens Wins Our Affection In A Spirit Hoodie

Crush Links: Vanessa Hudgens Wins Our Affection In A Spirit Hoodie

We love spirit hoodies. And we love the way Vanessa Hudgens is handling her breakup from Zac Efron. By partying in Vegas this weekend while wearing one. (PopSugar)

Taylor Momsen is touring Europe and told a Scottish crowd last week that Glasgow is part of England. Oops! But actually, she’s apologized. Is this a first? (Vulture)

Teen Mom‘s Gary Shirley has a lot of money now, thanks to MTV. And he’s apparently spending it on himself, rather than his baby. Awesome! (TMZ)

A Big Brother star sent pictures of his penis to a random girl. and he’s still apologizing to his (ex)girlfriend. (ONTD)

Meanwhile, basketball star Charles Barkley has some X-rated advice for men desperate to send pictures of themselves naked to women. (NYP) More »

Poll: Which Rock Star’s Stage Antics Are The Most Insane?

Poll: Which Rock Star's Stage Antics Are The Most Insane?

Let’s take a look at the state of popular music, shall we? There’s Ke$ha sweating glitter, teenage Taylor Momsen in foot-high heels and Justin Tranter of Semi Precious Weapons wearing fishnets and little else. And that’s without even mentioning Lady Gaga. It’s like every performer is trying to out-avant-garde everyone else. So who has the most over-the-top aesthetic? We’ll leave that for you to decide. More »