What’s your biggest guilty pleasure, Katy Perry‘s “Firework” or a sugary sweet Hostess Snowball? If pop music is like junk food, then these artists are totally meta. Check out our gallery of musical superstars who resemble delicious treats. More
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… In-Flight Flight Man? Yes! This utterly useless superhero possesses the ability to fly, but there’s a catch: he can only fly within the confines of an airplane that is currently in the air. Read about this and more superuseless superpowers in the new book titled (you guessed it) Superuseless Superpowers! In celebration of this bastion of uselessness, we here at Team Crushable have assembled for your viewing pleasure a showcase of some other well-known individuals and their own less-well-known superuseless superpowers. Up, up, and (sort of) away! More
She’s 17, going down 30. Oops, we mean going on 30. At a recent show, Taylor Momsen a pulled shirtless fan onstage and got all teenage seducey on her. Pre-tty reckless, Miss Momsen. (And by the way, I see London, I see France…) More
How did we miss this? Taylor Momsen dressed like a dominatrix for Justin Bieber‘s movie premiere. (Us)
Sarah Palin wants to deport Christina Aguilera “back to wherever she came from” for screwing up the National Anthem. So, Staten Island? (Us)
It is really easy to hate on 17-year-old raccoon-eyed actress/model/brat Taylor Momsen. After starting out as the sweet, naive Jenny from Gossip Girl, we watched in horror as Taylor joined Jenny on her downward spiral of hipster teenhood. Has a person ever before come to embody their character so fully as Taylor Momsen did? More
Oasis’ “Wonderwall” is one of our favorite songs, just as it’s one of many people’s favorite songs. And there’s nothing worse than hearing an uninspired cover of a beloved piece of music, but Taylor Momsen actually does a pretty good job with her version sung at a concert in France. It’s a little rough around the edges but Taylor’s voice is, as usual, quite nice and well-trained. And, um, you can kind of hear that she means it when she’s looking for someone to save her.
(Nate Ar-chi-bald, you’re my Won-der-wall.) More
On-screen and off, the Girls of Gossip are bonafide style inspirations. With Leighton Meester‘s girly sweet dresses, Blake Lively‘s sultry gowns, Jessica Szohr‘s patterns and shorts, and Taylor Momsen‘s general bad assery, there’s something for every occasion. Xoxo. More
When we think of Taylor Momsen we usually thing “teenage Grinch.” She runs around Hollywood sucking joy and glad tidings with her black clothes and surly grimace. But, just like the Grinch when he walks the red carpet, Taylor has actually been known to let loose with a smile every once in a while. This gallery is our attempt to prove that Taylor’s lip muscles still work. Medical journals here we come! More
Over the weekend, Taylor Momsen was forced to apologize after she told the Scottish crowd at her concert that “Glasgow is the craziest crowd in all of England.” Oops! Taylor’s mix-up is admittedly pretty funny, but at least the teen star had some sense what part of the world she was in. In terms of the history of celeb geography screw-ups, Taylor’s error hardly even ranks. Here are some of the most irredeemable mistakes to ever appear on the celebrity world map.
Taylor Momsen is touring Europe and told a Scottish crowd last week that Glasgow is part of England. Oops! But actually, she’s apologized. Is this a first? (Vulture)
Teen Mom‘s Gary Shirley has a lot of money now, thanks to MTV. And he’s apparently spending it on himself, rather than his baby. Awesome! (TMZ)
A Big Brother star sent pictures of his penis to a random girl. and he’s still apologizing to his (ex)girlfriend. (ONTD)
Let’s take a look at the state of popular music, shall we? There’s Ke$ha sweating glitter, teenage Taylor Momsen in foot-high heels and Justin Tranter of Semi Precious Weapons wearing fishnets and little else. And that’s without even mentioning Lady Gaga. It’s like every performer is trying to out-avant-garde everyone else. So who has the most over-the-top aesthetic? We’ll leave that for you to decide. More
Did you think the world was done covering of Cee-Lo Green‘s “Forget You” (as it’s called in the case)? If you thought that then you must have forgotten about Taylor Momsen, who we’re pretty sure doesn’t like to be left out of anything. The Pretty Reckless perform and edited version of the song on a BBC radio station. More