It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… In-Flight Flight Man? Yes! This utterly useless superhero possesses the ability to fly, but there’s a catch: he can only fly within the confines of an airplane that is currently in the air. Read about this and more superuseless superpowers in the new book titled (you guessed it) Superuseless Superpowers! In celebration of this bastion of uselessness, we here at Team Crushable have assembled for your viewing pleasure a showcase of some other well-known individuals and their own less-well-known superuseless superpowers. Up, up, and (sort of) away! More
She’s 17, going down 30. Oops, we mean going on 30. At a recent show, Taylor Momsen a pulled shirtless fan onstage and got all teenage seducey on her. Pre-tty reckless, Miss Momsen. (And by the way, I see London, I see France…) More
How did we miss this? Taylor Momsen dressed like a dominatrix for Justin Bieber‘s movie premiere. (Us)
Sarah Palin wants to deport Christina Aguilera “back to wherever she came from” for screwing up the National Anthem. So, Staten Island? (Us)
It is really easy to hate on 17-year-old raccoon-eyed actress/model/brat Taylor Momsen. After starting out as the sweet, naive Jenny from Gossip Girl, we watched in horror as Taylor joined Jenny on her downward spiral of hipster teenhood. Has a person ever before come to embody their character so fully as Taylor Momsen did? More
Oasis’ “Wonderwall” is one of our favorite songs, just as it’s one of many people’s favorite songs. And there’s nothing worse than hearing an uninspired cover of a beloved piece of music, but Taylor Momsen actually does a pretty good job with her version sung at a concert in France. It’s a little rough around the edges but Taylor’s voice is, as usual, quite nice and well-trained. And, um, you can kind of hear that she means it when she’s looking for someone to save her.
(Nate Ar-chi-bald, you’re my Won-der-wall.) More
On-screen and off, the Girls of Gossip are bonafide style inspirations. With Leighton Meester‘s girly sweet dresses, Blake Lively‘s sultry gowns, Jessica Szohr‘s patterns and shorts, and Taylor Momsen‘s general bad assery, there’s something for every occasion. Xoxo. More
When we think of Taylor Momsen we usually thing “teenage Grinch.” She runs around Hollywood sucking joy and glad tidings with her black clothes and surly grimace. But, just like the Grinch when he walks the red carpet, Taylor has actually been known to let loose with a smile every once in a while. This gallery is our attempt to prove that Taylor’s lip muscles still work. Medical journals here we come! More
Over the weekend, Taylor Momsen was forced to apologize after she told the Scottish crowd at her concert that “Glasgow is the craziest crowd in all of England.” Oops! Taylor’s mix-up is admittedly pretty funny, but at least the teen star had some sense what part of the world she was in. In terms of the history of celeb geography screw-ups, Taylor’s error hardly even ranks. Here are some of the most irredeemable mistakes to ever appear on the celebrity world map.
Bruce Jenner Demands Divorce After Kris Jenner Caught Nude With Old Lover
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Celeb Says Horrible Things About Farrah Abraham - Then Gets Attacked For It
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Stars That Have Been Caught Posing Naked
Kourtney Kardashian's Ex Claims He Is Mason's Father And Demands Paternity Test
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Proof That The End Is Near For Rob Pattinson And Kristen Stewart
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Taylor Momsen is touring Europe and told a Scottish crowd last week that Glasgow is part of England. Oops! But actually, she’s apologized. Is this a first? (Vulture)
Teen Mom‘s Gary Shirley has a lot of money now, thanks to MTV. And he’s apparently spending it on himself, rather than his baby. Awesome! (TMZ)
A Big Brother star sent pictures of his penis to a random girl. and he’s still apologizing to his (ex)girlfriend. (ONTD)
Let’s take a look at the state of popular music, shall we? There’s Ke$ha sweating glitter, teenage Taylor Momsen in foot-high heels and Justin Tranter of Semi Precious Weapons wearing fishnets and little else. And that’s without even mentioning Lady Gaga. It’s like every performer is trying to out-avant-garde everyone else. So who has the most over-the-top aesthetic? We’ll leave that for you to decide. More
Did you think the world was done covering of Cee-Lo Green‘s “Forget You” (as it’s called in the case)? If you thought that then you must have forgotten about Taylor Momsen, who we’re pretty sure doesn’t like to be left out of anything. The Pretty Reckless perform and edited version of the song on a BBC radio station. More
Originally, Taylor Momsen got totally nude in the video for her song “Make Me Want To Die.” But she was 16 at the time. Accidental child porn alert! Now she wears undies. Video after the jump. (celebuzz)
David Hasselhoff‘s reality show has been canceled. His daughters are probably crying/whining about that somewhere. (DListed)
From the ashes of The Hasselhoffs, The Jersey Shore cast will rise up again. New promo shots! (celebuzz)
Jim Morrison has been pardoned in Florida for exposing himself during a concert. Um, you know he’s been dead 40 years, right guys? (AP)
Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen made headlines this week when it looked like the show’s producers were finally taking a stand against her prima donna teenage antics. Deadline reported that Taylor had been suspended for the rest of the season, due to her erratic behavior.
But now E! Online claims that Taylor’s absence from the rest of the season has to do with the storyline, not Taylor’s behavior off screen. Apparently, it’s too hard to write Jenny Humphrey into college plotlines, since she’s still in high school.
That is a ridiculous excuse. In the grand tradition of Saved By The Bell, Gossip Girl writers have bypassed the college tradition of leaving home to keep their stars together. Why can’t Jenny frolick around Manhattan with the rest of her cast? More