Topic: Taylor Armstrong

The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Barbie Recap: Beach Party From Hell

The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Barbie Recap: Beach Party From Hell

Last week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was so boring. (How boring was it?) It was so boring I couldn’t think of a way to make it interesting with Barbie dolls. Also, I felt a little guilty talking about Adrienne’s new shoe collection when all of my Barbies have lost their footwear. Anyway, Monday night’s episode was a big improvement, with yet another social event gone terribly wrong. Here’s a look at “Malibu Beach Party From Hell” dramatically reenacted by Barbies. More »

Taylor Armstrong Explains Why She Felt Betrayed By Camille Grammer: She Was Scared For Her And Her Daughter’s Safety

Taylor Armstrong Explains Why She Felt Betrayed By Camille Grammer: She Was Scared For Her And Her Daughter's Safety

Although we’re still inclined to believe that Taylor Armstrong is milking husband Russell Armstrong‘s suicide, her appearance on Watch What Happens Live last night was about her slow deterioration on this season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and how she was scared that Camille Grammer yelling about her abuse on national TV would endanger Taylor and daughter Kennedy. More »

The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Barbie Recap: When Things Are Too Real For Dolls

The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Barbie Recap: When Things Are Too Real For Dolls

Guys, two things bring me joy every week: watching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and playing with my Barbies. Unfortunately, Monday night’s episode was more stressful than it was fun—as much as I love drama, I can’t really handle Taylor’s crumbling marriage or the implications that she was being badly abused. I mean, I made it through the episode, duh, but I don’t think I can bring myself to reenact it with Barbie dolls. Gross, since when do I have a conscience?

I do want to talk about this, though, because I have a lot of feelings, and what is the internet for if not for sharing them? More »

Seeing Russell Armstrong On The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Is So Unsettling

Seeing Russell Armstrong On The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Is So Unsettling

For a while, it seemed as if we were going to get through The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 4 in the awkward state in which the season began: Some awkward acknowledgement of Russell Armstrong‘s suicide before jumping into a season he’s been cut clear out of. We saw plenty of footage of his wife Taylor Armstrong discussing their marital problems (though not the abuse she kept hidden until his death). Then last night’s episode changed the formula and showed us Russell—but a distorted and strangely cheery version of the character. More »

The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Barbie Recap: Release The Hell Beasts

The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Barbie Recap: Release The Hell Beasts

Monday night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills showed the ladies getting pampered in true Beverly Hills fashion. It also showed them fighting like hell beasts, which is what we’re really tuning in to see, right? The Kyle-Kim-Brandi saga seems to be settling down, but we could just be in the eye of the storm. Here’s a look at “The Opposite of Relaxation” dramatically reenacted by Barbies. More »

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Barbie Recap: Kim Is A Zombie

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Barbie Recap: Kim Is A Zombie

Monday night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spiraled into the first real fight of the season and set up conflict for the next several episodes. But we had to wade through a lot of bullshit to get there. (Does anyone care about Lisa’s daughter’s storyline? Exactly. And that’s why I’m not including it.) Here’s a look at “Let the Games Begin” dramatically reenacted by Barbies. More »