Hold on to your jumping-couches, folks, because Tom Cruise has a brand new girlfriend. Her name is Cynthia Jorge and she’s 26 and ‘breath-taking’. Obvi. More
Topic: Suri Cruise
TomKat started 2012 married, Blue Ivy started it not born, and we didn’t get One Direction ’til March? Here are ten pop culture highlights you’ve already forgotten. More
Silly humans. The star quality of Suri will not be denied. More
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I live in New York City and the saying is true. You never know when you’re going to run into anybody. People from high schools, old employers, ex-partners, and even the kids I used to babysit who are huge now and recognize me while I’m buying soymilk. Even though it’s a big metropolis, running into each other on this tiny island happens more often than I would personally sometimes like it too. So when Katie Holmes was out roaming the city without Suri Cruise, I wonder what crossed her mind when she looked up and saw Ethan Hawke with his kid. Do you think they talked strollers? Allergies? Private schools in Manhattan? More
The star who usually travels via chauffeured car or teleportation decided to complete her transformation to “average lady” by testing out this underground travel train she’s heard so much about from her help. More
Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise have had quite a lot of time to themselves ever since that divorce came through. Now that sole custody and visitation has all been settled, Katie Holmes is getting knee deep in her daughter’s first school year. And with a marriage behind her, a move to a new apartment, a fashion line, and some other professional opportunities, I’d say that from the outside, she seems to be doing all right. More
In heartwarming family news that could double as a Hallmark card, more sources step forward to say that scientologists forced Bella Cruise and Connor Cruise to reject Nicole Kidman as their mother. It’s not that they didn’t like Nicole Kidman, it’s just that the Scientology Book of Nonsense Rules and Science Fiction says she totally sucks. Like on a scale from 1 to The Worst Human Being Ever Born, she’s an 11.
Take a deep breath and do a yoga pose. Because yes, today is the day we knew would eventually come. The day when Suri Cruise trades her jetset life full of Disney World dream vacations and pediatric botox treatments for a backpack and a pencil case. More
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When you’re auditioning to be Tom Cruise‘s wife, it’s best to act as “Stepford Wife” as possible. More
As more details emerge about the Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise divorce, it’s becoming increasingly clear that Katie is walking away with very little despite the fact that she bore Xenu‘s seed for Tom. Suri Cruise, however, is making out like a tiny, well dressed bandit what with all the cash she’ll be raking in. According to TMZ, Tom has been ordered to pay $400,000/year in child support, or $33,333/month, which should be enough to pay for…what, exactly? Here are some childhood necessities that Suri could use that money to buy each month. More
Ugh. Tom Cruise continues to walk around Hollywood in a constant state of loneliness and depression. Like a man with a legally-contracted rain cloud constantly down pouring over his head. More
Great news from Scientology Headquarters! Despite what we reported last week about Suri Cruise just meeting her midwestern cousins for the first time this summer, Team Tom Cruise says that’s totally not true. More
While it’s strange that I know Suri Cruise better than her own mother, it’s becoming shockingly clear that I’m the only one in her figurative extended family that cares about what she wants and what she needs. More