One of my favorite Twitter phenomena is the parody account. Whether it’s someone pretending to be a celebrity and saying hilarious things or a reimagining of classic movie and TV show plots in the modern era, I’m always on the lookout for accounts to follow. So naturally I thought I’d share twelve of my favorites with you, in case there’s one or two or a dozen that you haven’t heard of but would love to follow. More
Topic: Suri Cruise
As you most definitely already know but probably forgot momentarily, Noah Cyrus turns 14 today. Which in human years means she can get her permit in California next year. And in Cyrus years means she’s old enough to move out, make poor decisions and get married. And/or star on a hit TV show. More
As much as I love getting woken up by the faux-chirps of my alarm clock each morning, I do something wish that there was an app that would man-handle me awake. More
Kids these days, am I right? I mean am I right? If they aren’t having hyphenated names like those Jolie-Pitts or getting estranged from their parents at age fifteen like Jaden Smith, they’re trying to feed goddamn leftover pasta to a stone man. WHERE WILL IT END. More
Today marks the 13th birthday of Willow Smith, a sassy rising star, the daughter of Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, and the only person to ever wear a bowler hat and not make me want to punch them in the face. More
Honestly, if I had a nickel for every time I looked at a famous child’s outfit and wondered if it came in an adult size, I’d be a rich lady, and the person giving me the nickels would be like, “Really? Another nickel? What is your life?” But I’m not ashamed. How else would I be able to bring you this list of 15 adorable celebrity children who are more stylish than the parents who raise them? More
Suri Cruise, our new favorite sassbot, got caught subtly giving the paps the middle finger for trying to take a photo of her. Or did she? More
Thank god someone is finally taking on the real problems of this country, y’know? For too long, seven-year olds like Suri Cruise have been able to walk around acting like seven-year olds, and the paparazzi of the world have been forced to walk around acting like adults. It’s not fair, and it’s time someone put a stop to it. More
Thanks to the amazingness that is Suri’s Burn Book, I truly believe that Suri Cruise is an upper-crust socialite who spends her days picking apart the less fortunate. I find it very hard to imagine her doing normal 7-year-old things like … More
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Last month we heard a rumor that Katie Holmes was interested in attending law school. I’m pretty sure a big movie studio has already been inspired to make a movie about it called Legally Bland. More
I get that Suri Cruise is famous and all, but she’s also six years old, so why exactly does she an identical copy of herself roaming the city with her visiting parks and eating fro-yo? More
Scientology refugee Katie Holmes is reportedly packing up all of her smartest blazers and all of Suri‘s tiniest heels to ready herself for an unexpected career change: from acting to lawyering. I guess she was impressed with what her divorce lawyers did for her! More
While I initially worried that Suri Cruise contracted that horrid disease that Colin has in Secret Garden that prevents him from walking without performing black magic, I realized that it’s more likely Suri just hates the crowds and the paparazzi. More
Here at Crushable, we’re not shy about our love of celebrity children, mainly because we hope that one day some of them will come calling upon us to ghostwrite their scandalous memoirs. More