Thank you, Football Jesus, for recognizing that the Superbowl halftime show has not been meeting expectations since Janet Jackson’s nipple introduced itself to the world. In news that got me excited for the Superbowl for the first time since my own Pittsburgh Steelers were last in it (yes, I own them), Bruno Mars will be headlining the Superbowl halftime show in February! More
Last night on the Superbowl, Will Ferrell made out with an Asian woman on a bus in an Old Milwaukee beer advert. And it made all of our morning commutes less interesting by comparison. More
As previously reported, Beyonce gave a performance at the Superbowl that was pyrotechnic in its amazingness…literally! (Remember when sparks flew out of the guitar?!) It was certainly the best halftime show in recent memory and maybe the best of all time, forever and ever, amen. But certain ne’er do wells on the internet are trying to sully Bey’s flawless execution with a nasty little rumor that Beyonce, of the Always Nailing It To The Wall Beyonces, experienced that most unprofessional of Superbowl booboos. More
If you’re anything like me, you don’t really give a shit about the Superbowl this year. Or any year that your home team isn’t in it. More
In his first live performance in five years, Justin Timberlake whipped out “Suit and Tie” last night for Mark Cuban‘s Superbowl party. While he did not forget his cummerbund, he did perform the song sans tie. More
If you, like me, saw the chubby nerd making out with Bar Rafaeli in Go Daddy’s terrible Superbowl ad and thought you’d seen him somewhere before, it’s probably because you have. Dude’s name is Jesse Heinman, and he has been a character actor for longer than you might guess from his youthful appearance. From Old School to The Mindy Project, he has been in all kinds of stuff. And not all of it was humiliating! More
Is another Beyonce lip-synching scandal upon us? Take a gander at these newly-released photos of her rehearsing for the Superbowl and see for yourself More
Remember last week when Beyonce sang the national anthem at the Presidential Inauguration and it gave you uncharacteristic patriotic chills? And then you found out IT WAS ALL A LIE?! I remember. You remember, Joe Biden remembers. And how awkward, she’s performing at the Superbowl 47 Halftime Show this Sunday! This is a national crisis, and our wounds of disappointment are still raw. We’ve got more than a few ideas for the Queen B to get back to where we feel ok that she runs the world. More
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If you’re straight and you like football, then you’re probably secretly gay. That’s just a fact going forward in 2013. At least according to the fine people over WND who think that a new Neil Patrick Harris ad for the Superbowl’s clearly mocking Tim Tebow’s religious beliefs — while also pushing a gay agenda. Yes, one ad, two gay stones. More
Madonna‘s video for the annoyingly spelled “Give Me All Your Luvin’” dropped today, and besides being one huge commercial for the Superbowl, it criminally under-utilizes guest rappers M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj. Oh, Madge. More
The Superbowl’s finally here! This means that not only will Americans consume more wings and subs and dips than ever thought possible, but also that Madonna will emerge from her cocoon of everlasting youth to grace us with her presence at the halftime show. While I’m horrified of the thought of one of her arms flying off into the crowd when she gyrates with a back-up dancer born the same year as Lourdes, I’m excited to see her back in action. More
This Sunday is SuperBowl XXLVI. In the words of the Insane Clown Posse: Roman Numerals. How do those work?
They work like this: It is SuperBowl 46. Click through our gallery to learn all sorts of other important facts to be deployed at your leisure on Sunday.