Topic: superbowl

Stop Trying To Make A Beyonce Nip Slip Happen (NSFW-ish)

Stop Trying To Make A Beyonce Nip Slip Happen (NSFW-ish)

As previously reported, Beyonce gave a performance at the Superbowl that was pyrotechnic in its amazingness…literally! (Remember when sparks flew out of the guitar?!) It was certainly the best halftime show in recent memory and maybe the best of all time, forever and ever, amen. But certain ne’er do wells on the internet are trying to sully Bey’s flawless execution with a nasty little rumor that Beyonce, of the Always Nailing It To The Wall Beyonces, experienced that most unprofessional of Superbowl booboos. More »

5 Facts About Jesse Heiman, The Actor Who Kisses Bar Rafaeli In Go Daddy’s Superbowl Ad

5 Facts About Jesse Heiman, The Actor Who Kisses Bar Rafaeli In Go Daddy's Superbowl Ad

If you, like me, saw the chubby nerd making out with Bar Rafaeli in Go Daddy’s terrible Superbowl ad and thought you’d seen him somewhere before, it’s probably because you have. Dude’s name is Jesse Heinman, and he has been a character actor for longer than you might guess from his youthful appearance. From Old School to The Mindy Project, he has been in all kinds of stuff. And not all of it was humiliating! More »

5 Things Beyonce Can Do At The Superbowl Halftime Show To Make Us Love Her Again

5 Things Beyonce Can Do At The Superbowl Halftime Show To Make Us Love Her Again

Remember last week when Beyonce sang the national anthem at the Presidential Inauguration and it gave you uncharacteristic patriotic chills? And then you found out IT WAS ALL A LIE?! I remember. You remember, Joe Biden remembers. And how awkward, she’s performing at the Superbowl 47 Halftime Show this Sunday! This is a national crisis, and our wounds of disappointment are still raw. We’ve got more than a few ideas for the Queen B to get back to where we feel ok that she runs the world. More »

Super Obvious Evidence That Neil Patrick Harris Wants To Make The Superbowl A Gay Pride Parade

Super Obvious Evidence That Neil Patrick Harris Wants To Make The Superbowl A Gay Pride Parade

If you’re straight and you like football, then you’re probably secretly gay. That’s just a fact going forward in 2013. At least according to the fine people over WND who think that a new Neil Patrick Harris ad for the Superbowl’s clearly mocking Tim Tebow’s religious beliefs — while also pushing a gay agenda. Yes, one ad, two gay stones. More »

Madonna’s Best Dating Advice, According To Her Lyrics

Madonna's Best Dating Advice, According To Her Lyrics
1. Never move from the phone. Do not sleep. Do not go to the bathroom. He could call any second.
2. Dating is more important than everything, even saving the world
3. The 1% is the only percent when it comes to dating
4. Age is only a number, keep the baby. It usually works out.
5. Date someone mysterious who is not what he seems

The Superbowl’s finally here! This means that not only will Americans consume more wings and subs and dips than ever thought possible, but also that Madonna will emerge from her cocoon of everlasting youth to grace us with her presence at the halftime show. While I’m horrified of the thought of one of her arms flying off into the crowd when she gyrates with a back-up dancer born the same year as Lourdes, I’m excited to see her back in action. More »

Video: Ferris Bueller Is All Grown Up

Video: Ferris Bueller Is All Grown Up

The commercials that run during the Super Bowl have become as much a spectacle as the game, and they often get more talked about then the half time show. They’re re-run and discussed on morning talk shows, circulated on Youtube and Facebook for weeks after they air, and now they’re getting pre-game hype and teaser trailers, which is how we know some very misguided company is going to give the world a middle aged Ferris Bueller. More »

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