I can’t date Bradley Cooper myself, so my next favorite thing is imagining what it’s like for other people to date him. Probably pretty boring in the case of Suki Waterhouse, given that we suspect that’s a fakelationship, but it sounds like things weren’t much better for Zoe Saldana. More
Topic: Suki Waterhouse
Selena Gomez, who is totally Going Through Something Right Now, wants you to know that the Jenner sisters and Taylor Swift are, like, so yesterday. Out with the old BFFs, in with… Suki Waterhouse and Cara Delevingne? More
Everyone make sure to give Suki Waterhouse a golf clap and a gold star today, because that whole “dating” thing she’s doing with Bradley Cooper is really paying off for her. More
If Suki Waterhouse and Bradley Cooper are seriously engaged, then this is officially the furthest I’ve ever seen a fakelationship taken in my whole life. I gotta give you guys props for stamina but, c’mon. Are we really doing this? More
Cancel that order for the commemorative Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne tea set, because it looks like our favorite ocean-frolicking makeout buddies may have called it quits. More
Instead of mourning the end of Bradley Cooper‘s most recent fakelationship with Suki Waterhouse, why not put our energies toward setting him up with a brand new beard to take him through next year’s award season and beyond? More
Award season isn’t really over until the last fakelationship ends…so we’re gonna have to pack it up, because Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse are finally calling off this beautiful mirage that we were supposed to believe was a real relationship. See ya next year! More
There’s simply no better way to start the week than with Suki Waterhouse giving her boyfriend Bradley Cooper a backhanded compliment. More
Luckily Bradley went on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and got the secret sucked out of him by Ellen’s celebrity confession vacuum. She can get anyone to admit anything. More
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Even though last night was a school night, and even though Suki Waterhouse had pages of political science reading still to do, Bradley Cooper decided to take his good time gal out for a fun time. Because he’s just that kind of
babysitter boyfriend. More
If you don’t have my conspiracy theory centered brain, you may have been wondering why Bradley Cooper hasn’t brought his girlfriend Suki Waterhouse to an awards show yet. But if you do have my conspiracy theory-centered brain, you know that it’s because THEY’RE NOT A REAL COUPLE. More
Sometimes a celeb just really needs attention, so they make sure they’re in the right place doing the right thing at the right time, and also that there’s someone there with a camera to document it. So with that in mind, we are proud to present the most staged celebrity photos of 2013. More
I know you’ve all been stressing about what to get me for Christmas, so I wanted to set your minds at ease and tell you what it is I really want: more celebrity fakelationships. There’s nothing I love more in the whole world than a coupla famous people platonically snuggling up to each other in hopes that the internet buys it, so here’s hoping that publicists work just as hard in 2014 as they did in 2013. More
A round of golf claps for Suki Waterhouse, who in a single interview has utterly talked me into the fact that she and Bradley Cooper are in a fakelationship. Not that I needed much convincing after that extremely odd and awkward park photo shoot in which they’d plainly never had physical contact before, but still. More