Fox has done the Internet a huge favor today and rounded up the best quips from Jane Lynch‘s character on Glee. Since Coach Sue Sylvester is 90 percent of the reason we watch the show (though we do love the musicals…does that make us gay or awful?), this is the best compilation video we’ve seen since the “Don Draper says ‘What?’” mashup of last week. More
Topic: Sue Sylvestor
(Int: McKinley High’s rehearsal room. Mr. Schue enters waving around sheet music)
Mr. Schue: Great news, guys! I have found the perfect musical act for us to perform at Nationals in New York this year!
Mr. Schue: No, we couldn’t get the okay from the school board to do a play that features pre-9/11 themes.
Brittany: Glengarry, Glenross?
Mr. Schue: Not a musical, Brittany.
Santana: Please tell us it’s not Yentl. I couldn’t deal with seeing Rachel sing in profile for three hours.
Mr Schue: Also, not a musical, Brittany.
Brittany: (mumbles) Not until David Mamet starts replying to my fan mail.
Mr. Schue: No guys….this piece is perfect for us! It combines kitsch, dramatic solos, heart-warming group numbers…We’re going to do last week’s episode of Glee, you guys! More