Would you pay Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt 100 grand to stay out of the US? A website called YourWager.com would! The betting odds site has offered the couple a ton of money to move to Costa Rica and “manage the odds and lines surrounding the entertainment sector” of their operation — whatever that means. Apparently Heidi and Spencer are flat broke and totally considering taking the gig.
Because we care deeply about Speidi’s personal finances we thought we’d throw some extra stuff into the pot to sweeten the deal: More
Sure, for Halloween this year you can go out and buy a creepy witch mask and claim you’re Christine O’Donnell, but that’s really only scratching the surface of celebrity-ghoul relationships. Look at the eerie similarities we found between some of our favorite stars and famous monster masks. More
Don’t go jogging nude in Florida, peeps. An 18-year-old who went for a 7a.m. run wearing only goggles got a taser to the back and head. (TheSun)
Yess. Snooki is going to dress up as bedazzled pickles for Halloween. (NYP)
Apparently there are more brutal photos of Rihanna after her altercation with Chris Brown. Ooft. (Radar)
Spencer Pratt is making a movie. It will be out soon on YouTube. And will be very avant garde. With boobs! (Radar) More
Spencer Pratt shaves his horrifying beard – We were worried we had another Joaquin Phoenix on our hands, but alas, Spencer Pratt has shaved his scraggly lion-mane facial hair. On camera, of course. (via PopEater)
Spencer Pratt Arrested for Carrying Gun in Costa Rica, Sells Own Story to TMZ – At this point Spencer’s like one of those starving animals that is surviving by consuming his own fat cells. (via TMZ)
It’s post-Emmy’s Monday, which means that some of our favorite jerks are coming out of the woodwork, desperate for the attention they didn’t receive from Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet last night. Lets join them, shall we? More
From Tiki Barber‘s girlfriend Traci Johnson writing her 1st hand account for us to The Situation joining Dancing with the Stars and looking to make $5 million next year, we had a pretty ridiculous week. Please, won’t you take a look back with us?
• Guest of a Guest and Crushable team up to bring your our 3rd installment of TV Moments Reenacted by Party Guests.
• Vampire real estate tax laws and fairies on True Blood.
• The Situation is out to make $5 million next year, and that’s even before we knew he was Dancing with the Stars.
Spencer Pratt Wants Couple Counseling – “Sorry Heidi, I didn’t mean to threaten you with releasing your sex tape. I just love you so much and think we can work this out, baby!” (via TMZ)
Wow, reality shows stars really can’t live without the attention, huh? Now that The Hills is off-air, Spencer Pratt is claiming to have a sex tape of his estranged wife, Heidi Montag, sleeping with another woman. And of course this is all going down on Twitter. More
Better late then never, Heids (as LC used to say). For more of Heidi Montag’s personal epiphany, see her new, enlightened Twitter account. Let her book begin … today. The rest is still unwritten. More
Jeff Miranda, the 24-year-old former Iraq war veteran, only just met Snooki last Friday at Karma. He says, “Just kissing her was a rush. Her lips are matched perfectly to mine … I couldn’t even explain it.” And then! “She got mad at me because of my tongue ring. It reminded her of [ex] Emilio. I took it out of my tongue and threw it out into the beach. I took it right out for her.” (Us Weekly)
Bachelor Pad‘s Weatherman – and dark horse to win the $250K – has a blog! Possible spoiler alert: This means he probably won’t win – if ABC approves your blog, then you’re probably kicked out of the manse mid-season. (Life & Style)
Sandra Bullock on her status with tattooed philandering ex Jesse James: “We have both moved on.” (People)
Meanwhile, Speidi‘s divorce is “so Hollywood.” (Radar)
Claire Danes is now promoting a line of paint; to be fair, the colors are really tasteful. (UK Daily Mail)
Tiffani Thiessen, aka Kelly Kopowski, shows off her new baby on the NYC set of White Collar. (UK Daily Mail)
Demi Lovato is leading the hot hot hot pink dress trend. (MTV Style)
Before getting married last week, Hilary Duff and husband Mike Comrie signed a prenup. His family is worth some $500 million. Smart! (Page Six) More
David Weintraub is practically legend in the seedy world of reality TV – except that, no one beyond the Hollywood bubble really knows who he is (including us!). Fortunately, Yahoo’s Piper Weiss is here with all the sordid details. The latest: David is “the entrepreneur” who landed Wasilla pariah Levi Johnston his reality TV deal. But there’s more to the story. More
Lindsay was released from jail at Lynwood Detention Center in the wee hours of the morning – now, she’s in treatment at UCLA medical center. (TMZ) These screengrabs are so NSFW, so we’ll link instead. They are from a sex … More
• Just two months after filing for legal separation from her crystal wearing husband Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag is now seeking a full dissolution of marriage from the bearded fame whore. (People) • Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez … More