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Well, this is unexpected. Former reality star Heidi Montag, who has spent countless hours, dollars, and drops of blood to look like someone who makes special appearances at strip clubs, is making a special appearance at a strip club. More
Was it genuine reconciliation or tasteless famewhoring that had Spencer Pratt tweeting happy birthday to his ex-The Hills co-star Lauren Conrad? More
Ah, the sexy municipal worker — it’s a staple of Halloween. Although sadly, the toll collector and the lunch lady is underrepresented in the costume choices of tipsy women. Indeed, cops and firefighters are the main choices in this category of costumery, which celebs happen to pre quite partial to. Here’s a gallery of famous ladies dressed as sexy do-gooders. More
It didn’t take long for Courtney Stodden to pull a Heidi Montag: When people called foul on her plastic surgery and breast implants, she decided to throw on a white bathing suit (to remind us she’s a child bride?) and skip along the beach with husband Doug Hutchison. But as we looked through TMZ’s gallery of Courtney’s obviously fake breasts and Skeletor face, we couldn’t help but remember how Heidi has made debuting her various surgeries an art form. So, a side-by-side comparison is in order. More
• Ellen Degeneres okay after a heart scare. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Chris Brown takes a tumble (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Actors looking hot on the set of Magic Mike. (Have U Heard)
• The official soundtrack for Breaking Dawn Part 1 revealed. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Spencer Pratt Hollywood’s most hated? (Hollywood Hiccups)
• Play date for Agelina Jolie’s and Gwent Stefani’s kids. (Have U Heard)
• Check out old school Jennifer Aniston. (Lainey Gossip)
Apparently Spencer Pratt is totally broke. Which is a thing that happens when you’ve never actually had a career or any viable talent. Evidently, Spencer calls his agency 30 times a day and they never call him back — which is actually kind of sad. Aw, man. Here’s my imagining of the messages Spencer leaves for his agent, whom I’ve decided to call “Ian” because a kid I went to college with who’s a WME agent now is named that. More
Holy good god was Heidi Montag shitfaced at her birthday party. The 25-year-old… um, media personality (or whatever you’d call the likes of one such as Heidi) rang in her quarter-decade at the Vegas club Vanity. What an apt name! More
Happy 25th birthday, Heidi Montag! We’d warn you about those quarterlife crises kids your age go through, but it looks like you managed to do one of those before hitting 25. We know that people mostly look ahead on this auspicious day, but we still really miss the old, cuter Heidi from season 1 of The Hills, before Spencer Pratt and fame inspired her to inflate and tuck her body into a silhouette resembling a Barbie doll. So here’s our gift to you, Heidi: Hindsight. More
Now don’t get too excited: Nothing is set in stone yet. Audrina Patridge was on Ryan Seacrest‘s radio show this morning, where she said that enough time has passed since the series finale of The Hills (in 2010) that she could see herself and the other cast members getting together to do a movie. God knows that creator Adam DiVello — whose only producing credits are within the incestuous web of Laguna Beach, The Hills, and The City — needs the work. And now that Speidi is dead broke and looking for new reality jobs, the stars could have aligned enough to bring about this unasked-for big-screen sequel.
But the truth is, we don’t actually care about Ol’ Ceiling Eyes and her friends. The real stars we want involved are the fake love interests and faker co-workers that populated their tiny world! More
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Come to think of it, we haven’t heard much from Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag lately. Are they vacationing in St. Barts? Getting loads of cash to appear at someone’s birthday party? Actually, no — they’re crashing at Spencer’s parents’ place because they’re dead broke, and bemoaning all of their regrets to The Daily Beast. At least, that’s what they say. Since the article is about how every aspect of their incredibly-public lives has been a sham — they never broke up, for one — it’s tough not to add a huge grain of salt to everything they say. But they claim that they’re living out the dark, attentionless side of reality fame. Here, their mistakes, plus some insights into The Hills and everything that came after. More
Spencer Pratt wants to intern for Ryan Seacrest, to make himself more “likeable.” We can’t think of a worse possible intern than Spencer. And likeability? More like liability. (Us Magazine)
Jersey Shore‘s DJ Pauly D, Snooki, and J-WOWW, all have spin-off shows that will most likely air in 2012. (Dlisted)
Will Ferrell revealed information about his character on The Office. (Perez Hilton) More
Spencer Pratt Has A New Single – Hey, you guys remember Spencer Pratt?! If not, don’t worry. He’ll make sure you never forget how awful he is by singing and rapping in his new little ditty “I Got Doe.” Like a deer, a female deer? (The Hollywood Gossip)
Jessica Simpson is engaged to boyfriend Eric Johnson. Translation: Suck it Nick Lachey! (US)
Mel Gibson may have gotten blackballed from The Hangover 2, but Bill Clinton made the cut. The former president is filming a cameo for the sequel in Bangkok.(People)
Taylor Momsen thinks her parents abused her by making her a child actress. But look how cute she was! (celebuzz)
Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps may be dating one time Gastineau Girls star Brittny Gastineau. (TMZ)
The Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are renewing their marriage vows. But that’s not going to get them out of debt. Also, a porn company wants them to direct skin flicks. (Us)
Yess. We love Lizzy Caplan. And the former Party Down star has signed on guest-star in Mr. Sunshine, a new ABC sitcom starring Matthew Perry and Alison Janney. More
For the past week or so, The Hills stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been all over the tabloids explaining that they’ve blown through the $10 million they earned from MTV. But now, Spencer has a back up plan. It involves a lot of tattood dudes with large flesh wounds and trashy chics with knives. You guessed it, it’s Spencer’s genius new reality show The Inland Empire 909.
Radar has an exclusive trailer for your viewing pleasure. According to Spencer: “These girls will eat the cast of Jersey Shore alive.”
I’m not sure the world needs to see that. But the good news is – they may never have to.
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