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I know, I know, every True Blood recap should probably be titled this. But this week’s episode was especially egregious. More
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I know, I know, every True Blood recap should probably be titled this. But this week’s episode was especially egregious. More
Last night’s True Blood finale…where to even begin? How about starting at the end: Alan Ball promising us post-show that next season would have more vampire politics. Just what everyone was asking for (especially me)! Or Sookie getting sucked into a Friskies commercial? Or Bill and Sophie-Anne’s Matrix fight? How about King Russell spending the entire episode as Freddy Krueger? More
Full disclosure: I was distracted this week while watching True Blood. I started powering my way through Lost as soon as the series ended, and finally got finished it. So sorry if I can’t focus on your ridiculous show about vampires and werewolves and shape-shifter politics, Mr. Alan Ball; I’m still processing the much more realistic conceit of a smoke monster on the magical island. But if I had to take a stab ( True Blugh) at it, this is what I came up with for this week’s episode: More
“We just f*cked like only two vampires can,” Bill tells Sookie within a minute of the opener for this highly anticipated episode of True Blood. We’ve waited a whole two weeks to get back to this show (booo, 4th of July!), only to find that things are pretty much the same in Bon Temps/Mississippi, except the writers of our favorite vampire program have apparently been replaced by the dudes who wrote the script for Deadwood. “Shut the f*ck up!” exclaims our heroine over the phone, talking to her vampire boyfriend who just decided to call her after screwing his maker (and turning her head 160 degrees!). Welcome to the best show on earth, folks! More
It’s like those old picture search games in Cricket magazine: Look hard enough, and you can see a hint about the plot line of the third season of True Blood. Here’s a clue: The show is going in a very … More
In ‘Norman Mailer, I’m Pregnant!‘, Sookie finds out she’s pregnant with her second child. However, I’m not going to talk about that. I’m going to talk about the lunch at the Inn. They decided that lunch would be cancelled, for … More
In ‘I Can’t Get Started‘, Sookie & Jackson get married! Yay! One of my favorite Gilmore Girls couples, by far! As Lorelai said, it’s like “a real live love story.” So, what is it that makes Jackson & Sookie perfect … More
Television Without Pity has put together a list of the “10 Overweight TV Characters We Love,” including in their list our beloved Sookie on Gilmore Girls. Hugu "Hurley" Reyes (Lost) Sookie St. James (Gilmore Girls) Andy Richter (Andy Richter Controls … More
This series of events between Lorelai and Rory continues to irk me. The whole thing always rubbed me as very out-of-character. Though both Lorelai and Rory were very capable and in-character to act immature in the situation where Rory dropped … More