Topic: Snooki

The Official Cinco De Mayo Celebrity Drunk-O-Meter

The Official Cinco De Mayo Celebrity Drunk-O-Meter

It’s Cinco de Thirdo today, you guys! Aka the last workday before Cinco de Mayo, the traditional American holiday of drinking Coronas and annoying the waitstaff of your favorite neighborhood Mexican restaurant! So with only two more days until that fateful morning (and only three more until that fateful hangover), it’s time to start planning your drankin’ schedule, and that can be a hard thing to finagle. More »

Snooki & JWOWW: Breast Milk Alcohol Tests Exist in This World!

Snooki & JWOWW: Breast Milk Alcohol Tests Exist in This World!

While coping with the loss of Jersey Shore, we can ease through the withdrawal by entertaining ourselves with the Jersey City Laverne & ShirleySnooki (Nicole Polizzi) and JWOWW (Jennifer Farley). The premiere of Season 2 has our besties separated in favor of responsible living and Snooki’s upcoming birthing of baby Lorenzo. Snooks and Jianni LaValle are hanging in his Momma’s basement, while Jenni is playing house with boyfriend-of-two-years-and-still-no-ring, Roger Mathews. Will there still be room for shenanigans, drinking, breast implants, UFC fights, good parenting? Me thinks, from the previews, duh…of course.
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