Topic: simon cowell

Crushable Ranks 2014′s Babies From Least To Most Intimidating

Crushable Ranks 2014's Babies From Least To Most Intimidating

As 2015 dawns, it’s time to rank fifteen of the celebrity babies born in 2014. And not in order of cuteness, so untwist your pantaloons — we’re doing this ish in order of intimidation factor. And since I’m really opening myself and my insecurities up to you here, just remember that ranking babies is cool and fine and great, and everybody does it all the time, SO JUST CHILL ALRIGHT. More »

Simon Cowell Sings On The X Factor, Entire World Dons V-Neck Shirts To Critique Him

Simon Cowell Sings On The X Factor, Entire World Dons V-Neck Shirts To Critique Him

After what feels like five decades judging singing competition shows, Simon Cowell finally showed off his own singing skills on The X Factor last night. There’s no word yet on what Simon’s chest hair thought of it, but my own chest hair absolutely loved it. And since I don’t have chest hair, you can figure out what I mean by that. Or you can just read the next sentence. It was bad. More »

Simon Cowell’s Pregnant Girlfriend ‘Isn’t A Golddigger’ Which Means That’s Probably Exactly What She Is

Simon Cowell's Pregnant Girlfriend 'Isn't A Golddigger' Which Means That's Probably Exactly What She Is

You know that thing when someone gets defensive, it’s because they know they’re wrong? Like, because the only reason to get defensive is because you’re angry, and you’re angry because you’ve probably been caught or called out for doing something that pisses people off?  Right.  Well, welcome to Simon Cowell’s pregnant girlfriend’s new life. More »