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Brangelina’s Kids Are Selena Gomez Fans, Let’s Draw Up The Adoption Papers
So it turns out Brangelina’s kids are Selenators. I would have never guessed. Given their fancy, cultured upbringing, I figured they’d be crazy fans of Yo-Yo Ma or Dame Judi Dench. They’d be Yo Mamas or Dentures, you know? Not that Selena Gomez isn’t a cultured choice of celebrity to obsessed over. Wizards of Waverly Place is a masterpiece of magical realism. It just didn’t seem to be up the Jolie-Pitt clan’s alley. More
In news that will likely make you reevaluate your life choices and regret not having babies with Brad Pitt when you had the chance, a few of Brangelina’s kids are starring in Angelina Jolie’s new Sleeping Beauty movie Nepotism Maleficent, and at least one of them is making a pretty penny. More
Look, I’ll preface this Angelina Jolie parenting story with the fact that I’m not a mother. So maybe I’m completely off base here with what I’m about to say. \But what?! More
You might be looking at a photograph of a married couple, ya’ll. Word is that notorious child-collectors Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may have finally tied the knot on Christmas Day. More
You may all be scoffing at the rumor that Brangelina is traveling with twelve nannies for their six kids, but I’m honestly surprised it isn’t twenty. More
Sometimes when I’m in the middle of a typical humdrum, Quaker-oatmeal-cubicle-drone kind of day, I find myself daydreaming about the lives of celebrity children. Â Well, not daydreaming so much as perusing gossip sites during my lunch break, but you get the idea. More
Months ago Angie cast Vivienne as a young princess Aurora in her film Maleficent. While we let that one slide because Vivienne fit the profile of a young Aurora, we can longer pretend that Mother Ang isn’t playing favorites with the rest of her children. More
Dear Star magazine: There’s a difference between being a normal six-year-old fascinated by her skinned knee like Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and wearing your husband’s blood on a vial around your neck. More
You know that feeling when you’re out and you look soooo good that your friends insist on taking tons of potential new Facebook profile photos of you? And you konw that other feeling when you look like you just returned from an orgy with death and exhaustion and your friends keep taking “hilarious candids of you” even though you asked them to stop? Well I think that second feeling is what the Brangelina children must feel every single day of their lives. More
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Happy 6th birthday to Hollywood’s most famous tomboy, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt! While scrolling through some pictures of Shiloh, I was struck by the fact that even though she’s the child of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, Shiloh seems to have looked elsewhere for fashion advice. Looked all the way, in fact, to one of my favorite people on the planet, Ellen Degeneres…Shiloh seems to favor the same button-ups, sweater vests, short hair, and sneakers that Ellen favors on her show. And you know what? I’m not mad about it. More
Congratulations to the bitchiest faux-toddler in show business, Allie Hagan, on her book deal! Allie is the creator of the popular Suri’s Burn Book, a Tumblr that she writes using the satirical voice of Suri Cruise to criticize other celebrity offspring on their fashion choices. Suri’s Burn Book: Well-Dressed Commentary from Hollywood’s Little Sweetheart comes out in the fall, and we can’t wait to read it. More
We can now say with 67% confidence that we know what Shiloh Jolie-Pitt will look like as a teenager. More
Yesterday 3 of the 18  Jolie-Pitt children, Zahara, Maddox and Shiloh, took their dog Jacques for a walk around the block. More
Mind. Blown. But does that mean that in order to become apl.de.ap, Maddox Jolie-Pitt has to get blinded sometime in the future? That’s some Terminator shit right there. More
