Topic: Shia LaBeouf

Gallery: We Replace The Expendables 2‘s Aging Action Stars With Younger, Hotter Dudes

Gallery: We Replace The Expendables 2's Aging Action Stars With Younger, Hotter Dudes

The Expendables 2 comes out this weekend, and while I’m sure it’s a great action flick full of car chases and explosions, I can’t help thinking some of its stars are looking a little long in the tooth. I mean, how many times can you rip a Sylvester Stallone character out of retirement to perform some crazy-dangerous caper until he’s like “Jesus Christ, I’m 66. Leave me to my Matlock and prunes!” It’s with that in mind that I’ve come up with some suggestions for people to take the place of Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Bruce Willis, and all the other action stars who seem like they could use a rest. It’s not that we want some taut, fresh, young beefcake to ogle while things are blowing up, honest….we just think someone else deserves a turn. More »

Who Is The Tom Hanks Of Our Generation?

Who Is The Tom Hanks Of Our Generation?

The acting versatility, the flawless career choices, the handsome but not overbearing looks, the back-to-back Best Actor Oscars, the likeability, and perhaps rarest of all in Hollywood, the emergence from a somewhat fractured childhood to general goodguydom, complete with an almost 24-year marriage. Can there ever be another? We’re not sure, but if there is going to be, these are the up-and-coming stars who are in the running. More »