Topic: sharon osbourne

If Sharon And Ozzy Osbourne Are Separating, I’m Giving Up On Dysfunctional Love Altogether

If Sharon And Ozzy Osbourne Are Separating, I'm Giving Up On Dysfunctional Love Altogether

Danny Devito and Rhea Pearlman.  Amy Poehler and Will Arnett.  Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne.  I know this sounds like a game of “one of these things is not like the other” and you’re right, it is.  But while the first two couples’ separation announcements left me in a deep depression, I can’t imagine a world where Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne aren’t screaming in shrill, vulgar British at each other More »

Kate Winslet and 12 Other Celebrities Who Escaped Blazing House/Car/Hotel Fires

Kate Winslet and 12 Other Celebrities Who Escaped Blazing House/Car/Hotel Fires

Another sign that Kim Kardashian‘s wedding is signaling the apocalypse: Early this morning, a tropical storm sparked a fire at Richard Branson‘s Caribbean mansion, where 16 guests were staying. Everyone managed to escape before the house burned down entirely; interestingly, the only celebrity mentioned by name was Kate Winslet, who was there with boyfriend Louis Dowler and her two kids.

The thing is, this isn’t unusual at all! We can’t tell you how many times we’ve seen the headline “[Celebrity] Escapes Fire” — so here’s a round-up of all the actors, singers, and reality stars who’ve made it through the inferno to live another day. More »

Celebrity Reading List: 15 Celebs Who Have Written Novels

Celebrity Reading List: 15 Celebs Who Have Written Novels

Things I found out recently include the fact that the Kardashian sisters are making their fiction debut in November with a novel entitled Dollhouse. Says Kim, “”The novel is based on our lives but we’ve added a lot of crazy fictional twists and turns. You’ll have to decide for yourself which story lines are true to life, and which ones we dreamed up.” But Kim, Khloé, and Kourtney are far from the only celebs who have tried their hand at novel-writing. I can’t speak as to how much these shining literary achievements owe to a little thing we call ghostwriting, but some of them aren’t so bad. Others… well, take a look for yourselves! More »

Courtney Love Rants About Sobriety, The Osbournes On VYou

Courtney Love Rants About Sobriety, The Osbournes On VYou

Courtney Love hit VYou last night to defend her sobriety (although she still hasn’t answered out question, grrr). Her two-part video begins with a defense of her half-decade of soberness (since ’05) and devolves into ramblings about the Osbourne family. The gist: Courtney has saved Kelly Osbourne‘s life twice, Sharon thinks Courtney gave Jack oxycontin even though Courtney didn’t even know what that was, and the Osbournes used to hold NA meetings at their home. To her credit, Courtney has convinced us that she isn’t actually on drugs and is just sort of like this.
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Video: Eden Wood’s New Single ‘UnderPuppy’ Contains a Sharon Osbourne Dis

Video: Eden Wood's New Single 'UnderPuppy' Contains a Sharon Osbourne Dis

After child beauty pageant queen Eden Wood appeared on an episode of CBS’ The Talk to mumble her way through her song “Cutie Patootie,” cohost Sharon Osbourne said what many in the audience were thinking: that Eden’s mom Mickie Wood needs to lay off and let her kid be a normal little girl for awhile. Evidently, that didn’t sit so well with Mickie, as Eden’s new single “UnderPuppy” (like an underdog, but younger! GET IT?) contains a dis against Sharon. More »

Is Eden Wood The Next Taylor Swift?

Is Eden Wood The Next Taylor Swift?

If you’ve ever watched TLC’s Toddlers and Tiaras, you’ve seen Eden Wood, the little girl whose mom is willing to spend $100,000 to make her kid a star. In addition to crowns and trophies, Eden has a manager and a single. That single, “Cutie Patootie,” is up on iTunes, and Eden performed it on CBS’ The Talk. More »

Sweet Repeat: Celebrities Stick Their Tongues Out

Sweet Repeat: Celebrities Stick Their Tongues Out

Sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you just feel like screwing with the paparazzi. That’s why we love celebrities right? For everytime one of them breaks a photographers camera or goes off the deep end and ends up getting arrested for beating a guy from TMZ, there’s 20 pictures where the stars willingly let themselves be snapped…and even seem to have a sense of humor about themselves while it happens! Quelle horrible! More »

Celebrity Lookalikes: ‘Real Housewives Of New Jersey’ Edition

Celebrity Lookalikes: 'Real Housewives Of New Jersey' Edition

Before there was Jersey Shore, before Jerseylicious and Jersey Couture, there was Bravo’s fourth spin-off series of its reality show cat-fighting drama, The Real Housewives of New Jersey. And since we know that sometimes it’s hard to keep track of which fame-obsessed, wealthy 30-40 something wife (or not wife) we’re watching these days, we here at Crushable have created a handy primer so you can tell your Manzos from your Staubs. Here’s a helpful hint: They all look like weird combos of other B-listers! More »