Topic: Sexy

‘She Milked The Udders Tenderly’: Why Amish Romance Novels Are Kind Of Sexy

'She Milked The Udders Tenderly': Why Amish Romance Novels Are Kind Of Sexy

Welcome to the sexiest new trend in publishing: “Bonnet-rippers” are teen romance novels that are exclusively about the Amish, and their fanbase is building up faster than a community barn-building. None of that “his hot fleshy rod” or “her moist cleft” in these books, instead the most these guys and girls ever get around to doing is letting their hair down. Maybe. More »

Sex On The Wire: Barbie Strips For Calendar

Sex On The Wire: Barbie Strips For Calendar

• WeVibe: The confusing couples vibrator that will stop divorces! (The Gloss)

• Because Barbie can’t put herself though computer engineering school without a little help, she’d made a naked calendar. Creepy! (The Frisky)

• Whether you’re a male nurse or a female truck driver, people at jobs associated with the opposite gender are criticized more for their mess-ups. You lied, Free To Be You And Me! (Lemondrop) More »

Sweet Repeat: Shakira Thinks Her Mic Stand’s A Stripper Pole

Sweet Repeat: Shakira Thinks Her Mic Stand's A Stripper Pole

Oh, how we admire Shakira. She’s the MacGyver of sexiness! Never have we seen someone so resourceful when it comes to turning everyday objects into vehicles for onstage seduction. Don’t have a bed? Then crawl around next to the drum kit. Is that a guitar? Nope, it’s an imaginary boyfriend. Roadie forget to pack your stripper pole? Not a problem, just grab the mic stand and hold on tight. More »

Video: Can a Kitty Be Sexy?

Video: Can a Kitty Be Sexy?

I’m no Furry apologist. I think people that ascribe sexual adjectives to animals are gross. And yet…there is something about the mellow jazz playing in the background, the seductive swoosh of this kitty’s tail, her laconic paw-dip into the milk glass… More »

Sex on the Wire: Sorry For the Gonorrhea, Guatemala

Sex on the Wire: Sorry For the Gonorrhea, Guatemala

• Lets all tune in today as Hillary Clinton apologizes to Guatemala on behalf of America for giving the entire country STDs in the 60s. It was just a different time, man! (Nerve)

• Oh good, another “sexy” Russian cyber-spy. Can we just move all the future James Bond movies onto the Internet?? (Gawker)

• Why should you date a white guy? Well here, let this entire new blog devoted to the subject fill you in! (The Gloss)

• Today is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and Crushable has teamed up with Ralph Lauren’s Pink Pony in order to promote the worthwhile cause. (Styleite)

• Oh good, that’s what we needed: More naked Na’vi’s. Thanks Hustler! Nobody thought of that great idea yet (except all of the Internet, 10 months ago). (Fleshbot)

Eliot Spitzer‘s new CNN show isn’t going to cover sex scandals. Weird! (The Wrap)

• Madonna’s new Dolce and Gabonna ad makes us feel funny inside, like when grandma tries to be sexy. (College Candy) More »