Sorry Game Of Thrones Fans, You Probably Won’t Be Seeing Khaleesi’s Boobies Anymore
And Now A Message From Ron Burgundy: Official Anchorman 2 Teaser Trailer
SNL Said Goodbye To Bill Hader And Fred Armisen Last Night, I Might Have Teared Up
I Can’t Get Over This Video Of Miguel Jumping On Someone’s Neck At The 2013 BBMAs
In Honor Of Her Birthday, Here Are A Few Extremely Specific Reasons I Like Tina Fey,
Beyonce Might Be Denying Her Pregnancy, Is Definitely Laughing At Us
• Sex toys that will make you uncomfortable. (College Candy)
• Stay dignified while dating. (Betty Confidential)
• Nicknames for your lady parts. (TheFrisky)
• Why you should keep your panties on. (College Crush)
• The real reason it didn’t work out. (YourTango)
• What a week day says about your relationship. (Divine Caroline)
• How having a “type” hurts your dating life. (The Stir)
Is that sort of gross, or am I just being a prude? More
Would you buy a vibrella: part vibrator, part umbrella? (Gizmodo)
A new study claims that women feel worse about themselves after losing their virginity. (YourTango)
Do you ever wonder what your bikini wax says about you? (College Candy) More
• Beyonce gets parodied by religious groups! (If you like it than you shoulda put a purity ring on it!) (Buzzfeed)
• Match.com buys OKCupid, meaning all the cool Internet dating hipsters will have to co-mingle with the normals. (Betty Confidential)
• A gift card to McDonald’s actually sounds like an AWESOME present for Valentine’s Day. (The Frisky) More
• Boobs: now in delicious chip-size proportions. Bet you can’t have just one! (Gawker)
• Bristol Palin has been invited to Washington University for their Sex Week. Prepare to be disappointed, fellas! (CBS)
• If you ever wanted to know what the schedule of a woman comedian is like, read this hilarious (ghostwritten?) article by Julie Klausner. (Splitsider) More
• All of those sex-related items from a Spencer’s in Rapid City have been seized by the police. Apparently some judge thinks that the store needs to be registered as a sex shop before it can get it’s novelty penis candles back. (Rapid City Journal)
• A bunch of shirtless dudes lip-sync to Kylie Minogue‘s “Get Out of My Way” . Now that’s how you make a music video. (Buzzfeed)
• Imagine finding these handwritten notes in your next issue of Cosmo, courtesy of creepy, horny bookkeeper. (The Frisky)
• Carrie Prejean (aka the homophobic sex video star and former Miss California) is expecting her first kid with NFL hubbie Kyle Boller. Awesome. Can you call child protective services while the kid is in utero? (RadarOnline)
• Here are some of the best lies to get out of a bad date. How about “I don’t like you?” Usually works for me. (Betty Confidential) More
Congressional candidate Krsytal Ball‘s name is suddenly on everyone’s lips, but not for the reason the Virginia politican ever would have hoped for: After her opponent Rob Whittman released photos last week of Krystal and her ex-husband goofing around at a holiday party, the pics went viral the second people realized that her husband’s Rudolph nose was actually a sex toy. Was it sexist? An unethical privacy violation? Was it even that big of a deal?
Well, Krystal was given her soapbox Monday on the Huffington Post, and in her column about the fallout from the pics, she made one thing clear: looking at those photos made her think of one person. Hillary Clinton. More
We’ve had a fun week over at Crushable, but we can’t cover everything. Luckily our sister site TheGloss had some amazing articles about “sexy” Halloween costumes, Na’vi sex toys, and Mark Zuckerberg‘s fashion taste. Check it out!
1. OMG! 10 Super Sexy Halloween Costumes for You!
2. Introducing the Na’vi Sex Toy
Celeb Says Horrible Things About Farrah Abraham - Then Gets Attacked For It
Stars That Have Been Caught Posing Naked
Bruce Jenner Demands Divorce After Kris Jenner Caught Nude With Old Lover
Proof That The End Is Near For Rob Pattinson And Kristen Stewart
Kourtney Kardashian's Ex Claims He Is Mason's Father And Demands Paternity Test
You know what really made us appreciate all those ex-boyfriends who dumped us and never called again? This story about an Italian man who replicated his ex-girlfriend in plastic, down to the nails and teeth. The only difference between the two — besides the fact that one is a living breathing human being (who hopefully has started looking into a restraining order) and the other is a doll? The “adult toy” has bigger boobs and a larger butt, Lemondrop reports. Somehow, that doesn’t make it any better. More
We’ve asked Crushable correspondent Robin Sparkles to test out some of those items you can buy in the drug store that claim to do wonders in the bedroom. She’s tested out two products — a lube and a little vibrating massager — with varying degrees of success. What did we learn? That girl will try anything. More
