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This week, Kim Kardashian found herself embroiled in her first sex scandal since last week. Of course, last week, it was rumored that Kanye West tweeted a naked picture of Kim Kardashian. Turns out, it was just a porn star. More
Every time you think Octomom, known in foreclosure circles as Nadya Suleman, hits rock bottom, she manages to do something even more appalling than before. More
Having someone shop around your sex tape is like being nominated for the People’s Choice Awards. It unfortunately happens to every celebrity at some point and you just have to make the best of the PR opportunity. More
This video from Taiwanese company Next Media Animation attempts to parody Tupac‘s sex tape. What we see is an animated Tupac walking into a room with a bag of chicken feed around his crotch. A few “sexy’ dancers then turn into chickens and start pecking at the seed. It’s all very strange and I’m not sure what the joke is, outside of “LOLracism!” More
The legacy of Tupac just keeps growing and growing. The latest thing to surface from the (probably!) deceased artist isn’t an unreleased song, though — it’s an unreleased sex tape, taken at a party in 1991.
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A sex tape of Usher and his wife, Tameka Foster, is being shopped around town. (TMZ)
Mila Kunis insists she did not break up Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel. (Perez Hilton)
Emma Watson is the new face of Lancôme. (Oh No They Didn’t!) More
Kendra Wilkinson is having some trouble transitioning from wild Playboy bunnie to stay at home mom. Oh, because she made a lot of sex tapes. This time with ladies! (Radar)
Feel better kids. Even Madonna got rejection letters. (PerezHilton)
Is Jennifer Aniston adopting a baby from Mexico? Hmn. Sounds suspicious. (Jezebel)
Maci from Teen Mom was caught beer bonging. But she’s still doing better than Amber Portwood, so there’s that. (TMZ)
• Facebook and sexting are the reason this is an entire generation of Teen Moms. (New York Post)
• Rihanna does a photo shoot for her new song, “S&M”. You know, between this and “Love the Way You Lie,” we feel like she may no longer be the best spokesperson for women who survived abuse. (Just Jared)
• A solar-powered vibrator? But we kind of like doing it inside. (Buzzfeed) More
James “Maybe I’m Just a Porn Actor” Franco never stops surprising us with amazing tidbits about his unparalleled existence. He is Hollywood’s own little unicorn! During a Newsweek Q&A with a handful of top actors including Natalie Portman and Nicole Kidman, James was asked a question about on-screen kissing. His titillating response? More
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Is there a Demi Lovato sex tape? Who knows. But according to TMZ, if one exists, it will never see the light of day. Because Vivid Entertainment, the sleazy company that always releases celebrity sex tapes, will refuse to promote it. Why? Apparently the owner of the company has a limit to how much celebrity sex he will spread. And Demi is it. More
• Hey ladies! It’s still a “red flag” if a guy doesn’t pay the entirety of your first date together. Yay feminism? (Betty Confidential)
• The sexiest photo you’ll see all day: Zach Galifianakis in a bathing suit. (The Frisky)
• Complain about sex parties occuring on school grounds is enough to get you fired from your teaching job in Texas now. (Nerve)
• Are you really attracted to guys with 6-pack abs? (The Gloss)
• Turn out that cloning ain’t got nothing on good old fashion boning. (MSNBC)
• Nick James, husband of Devon James, one of Tiger Woods’ porn mistresses, swears he’ll release a sex tape of his wife and the golfer. Just what we were asking for! (Huffington Post)
• Christine O’Donnell has a sense of humor! Her latest ad rips on that awesome bed intruder song. (Urlesque) More
There’s sad news coming from Rutgers today, where a freshman jumped to his death last night after his roommate filmed him having sex with a guy in their room and put the video on the internet.
It’s terrible that Tyler Clementi chose to respond to the video by jumping off the George Washington Bridge rather than report his roommate for a gross violation of privacy. College kids may generally have a more open approach to online privacy than older people, but sharing a friend (or foe’s) personal information online just simply isn’t ok. More
Spencer Pratt Wants Couple Counseling – “Sorry Heidi, I didn’t mean to threaten you with releasing your sex tape. I just love you so much and think we can work this out, baby!” (via TMZ)
