Seriously, Why Are We So Obsessed With Marilyn Monroe?
The New Britney Spears Song Is Surprisingly Good…For Britney Spears
Miss Utah Gives An Incoherent Answer, And For That The Internet Thanks Her Very Much
8 Things I Learned About Rich People From The Wolf Of Wall Street Trailer
An Artist Is Accusing Lady Gaga Of Plagiarism, So I Don’t Even Know What’s Weird Anymore
Chris Brown Uses An Aaliyah Hologram In His New Video — For Serious, Bro?
• My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding won’t be eradicating stereotypes any time soon. (The Frisky)
• You want to see some pics of the Octomom in her new giant baby whipping fetish video? Of course you don’t. Slightly NSFW. (Buzzfeed)
• Some dudes are allergic to their own spunk. That’s why we don’t use it as face cream, fellas. (The Awl) More
Wow. Things I just learned today, thanks to The Hairpin: some men are allergic to their own semen. That sounds like a death sentence nymphos. More
“Why Is Ke$ha Naked and Covered In Semen?” – Welcome to Crushable’s unanswerable question of the day. But we’re just going to refer back to Rule 34 of the Internet. Either way, this link is obvs NSFW. (via The Superficial)
