Topic: Selena Gomez

You Know What Justin Bieber Definitely Won’t Ever Regret? Getting A Tattoo Of Selena Gomez!

There’s a strong chance he couldn’t define the word regret. Because if he could, I think he would’ve thought through this new Selena Gomez tattoo a little bit more. More »

Selena And Justin Just Got Back Together, And I’m Already Over It

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez haven’t even confirmed their rumored reunion yet, and already I’m totally over this relationship. The two of them have been off and back on and then off again so many times that I’m starting to wish Justin had left me in Berlin with his monkey. More »

There’s A Justin And Selena Mash-Up Out There…And No, I Don’t Mean A Baby

If I said the words to you, “there’s a Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber mash-up out there in the world”, what would your first thought be? If you immediately got an image of an androgynous little baby with sick abs and an inexplicable bindi, then congratulations, you and I should be friends because our minds work the same. More »

Justin Bieber Spends One Night With Selena Gomez And Forgets He Owns A Monkey

“I don’t know,” the singer allegedly told a friend who told a source who faxed an insidier who paged me, “it’s like, remember Furbies. At first they were like so much fun. Then they were like so hungry and so annoying. Well monkeys are like that, except you can’t take their batteries out. So yeah, if you know anyone who wants a monkey, hit me up.” More »

Selena Gomez And Justin Bieber Are ‘Back On’ And I’m Old And Tired And Can’t Keep Up

Yesterday a huge, scandalous, sizzling, juicy piece of information came to our attention: Justin Bieber may or may not have a photo of Selena Gomez >as his phone wallpaper. I know, I know! Scandalous. But now they’re probz really back together. More »

Proof That Justin Bieber’s Still In Love With Selena Gomez And/Or Proof We Should Stop Stalking Him

Sometimes I feel bad for Justin Bieber. Sure he’s a little shit. But that’s not his fault. We made him. Out of musical notes and pipe cleaners and an oversized tank top. More »

Kevin Jonas Channels His Inner Middle School Girl And Calls Selena Gomez Overrated

I don’t know who hired the Jonas Brothers’ babysitter, but she’s certainly not doing her job very well. In fact, it’s getting to the point with these boys that i’m starting to think they pulled a don’t-tell-mom-the-babysitters-dead on their parents, because truth be told, they’re kinda out of control right now. More »

Demi Lovato Is ‘Obsessed’ With Selena Gomez’s New Song, So That Makes One Of Us

Well this is disappointing. No matter how hard I try to get these ladies to have a genuwine feud, Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez refuse my blogging advances. More »

Selena Gomez Explains That The Best Way To Deal With A Break-up Is A Photo With Brad Pitt

Selena Gomez continues to charm me with her refreshing ability to come across as both youthful and mature in interviews. Every interview she gives, she gets closer and closer to girl crush material. And my personal girl crush club is very exclusive, so Selena should feel very accomplished. More »

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Selena Gomez Used Last Night’s Awards To Remind Us That She Shouldn’t Sing Live

Of all the glittering gemstones in the MTV Movie Awards’ collection last night, I’m pretty sure that Selena Gomez was intended to be the crown jewel. Better luck next time, buddies. More »

Well I’ve Heard Selena Gomez’s New Song, And She Still Can’t Touch Demi Lovato

Well, I was trying not to be too judgmental in the battle for dominance between former best friends Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato — at least until I heard whichever song Selena would be putting up against Demi’s ‘Heart Attack’ — but it turns out I needn’t have worried. There’s no competition. More »

Here’s Everything We’re Going To Learn About Justin Bieber From Selena Gomez’s New Album

Looks like Selena Gomez not only ripped a page from Taylor Swift’s playbook, but actually backed a truck up to her house and stole an entire bookcase. Possibly even her library card. How else do we explain the fact that she’s writing music about the last two years of her life? More »

I’m Ready To Start Blaming Selena Gomez For Justin Bieber’s Breakdown

Even though I thought I solved the mystery of Justin Bieber‘s downward spiral the other day, when I theorized that he’s a youthful robot not programmed to accept the existence of boobs, I think I may have to revise that hypothesis slightly. I’m looking at you, Selena Gomez. More »

Selena Gomez Releases Teaser Clip, Once Again Demi Lovato Comes Out On Top

It must be really annoying to be Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato, these days. They used to be best friends, from their Disney days, but now their lives have gone in completely different directions. Unfortunately, that doesn’t stop annoying bloggers like me from comparing them at any opportunity — and one thing that’s been especially prevalent lately is opportunities. More »

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