Topic: Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez Isn’t Ready To Settle Down Yet, Which Is Weird Because She’s Almost 21

It’s 2013, please, people of the world, join us here, we have everything you had back then — plus serve yourself froyo. More »

Here’s That Super Mature GIF Of Taylor Swift Sticking Her Tongue Out At Jelena Kissing

Let’s pretend you’re Taylor Swift and you just won 8 2013 Billboard Music Awards. Now let’s say you pass your best friend Selena Gomez kissing her on-again-off-again-boyfriend Justin Bieber backstage at the show. What do you do? More »

Justin And Selena Are Back Together, If You Believe Pieces Of Paper On Chairs

There’s nothing like a little Jelena confusion on a lazy Saturday, am I right? Like Miley’s engagement ring and Seinfeld reruns, sometimes they’re on, and sometimes they’re not. And sometimes pieces of paper (poster board?) representing them are placed one seat apart at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards. More »

Selena Gomez Sweetly Chooses Mother’s Day To Reveal That Her Mom Is Pregnant

Last night in the midst of Mother’s Day celebrations, Selena Gomez decided to reveal some big news in her family’s life. Her mother Mandy Teefey is reportedly pregnant. Selena shared the news with her fans on Twitter last night by posting a sweet photo of her and her mother in which she’s touching what appears to be her mother’s baby bump More »

Battle Of The Celebrity Tattoos: Harry Styles Vs. Justin Bieber

Kids these days and the things they put on their bodies, am I right? It’s like they think they’re a sheet of notepaper and they just go ahead and doodle accordingly. Except these aren’t the endearing love notes or adorable sketches of my day, when we had to walk five miles in the snow, uphill both ways, just to check our emails and go on our Tweeters! No! More »

Selena And Justin Might Be Co-Judges On American Idol…Is That A Good Idea?

After you break up with someone and then get back together with them and then break up a few more times and generally confuse the nation, the best place for you guys to be is on the same judging panel for a reality TV talent competition like American Idol, right? More »

Pity Party for Justin Bieber: Spitting On A Neighbor Should Be Considered A Gift, Not Assault

The long arm of the law is out to get Justin Bieber, just because he spit on a neighbor and threatened to kill him. No fair! More »

Selena Gomez’s New Video Just Premiered, Even Though I Feel Like I’ve Already Seen It

Oh look, there she is in that Indian-style get-up just like in the cover art. And hey, I recognize those pretty blue flowers she’s frolicking through. I think I saw them in that teaser. And those floor-dancing moves sure look familiar. Didn’t she do those in that MTV Movie Awards performance? More »

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The Official Cinco De Mayo Celebrity Drunk-O-Meter

It’s Cinco de Thirdo today, you guys! Aka the last workday before Cinco de Mayo, the traditional American holiday of drinking Coronas and annoying the waitstaff of your favorite neighborhood Mexican restaurant! So with only two more days until that fateful morning (and only three more until that fateful hangover), it’s time to start planning your drankin’ schedule, and that can be a hard thing to finagle. More »

Selena Gomez’s New Teaser Reminds Me That Mother Nature Is Super Sexy

Joining the new trend of releasing a ‘teaser video’ any time you’re about to do anything remotely interesting, Selena Gomez has a little gifty for us: a preview of the music video for her song ‘Come & Get It’ with lots of nice wide shots of her being flirtatious with Mother Nature, that earthy harlot. More »

You Know What Justin Bieber Definitely Won’t Ever Regret? Getting A Tattoo Of Selena Gomez!

There’s a strong chance he couldn’t define the word regret. Because if he could, I think he would’ve thought through this new Selena Gomez tattoo a little bit more. More »

Selena And Justin Just Got Back Together, And I’m Already Over It

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez haven’t even confirmed their rumored reunion yet, and already I’m totally over this relationship. The two of them have been off and back on and then off again so many times that I’m starting to wish Justin had left me in Berlin with his monkey. More »

There’s A Justin And Selena Mash-Up Out There…And No, I Don’t Mean A Baby

If I said the words to you, “there’s a Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber mash-up out there in the world”, what would your first thought be? If you immediately got an image of an androgynous little baby with sick abs and an inexplicable bindi, then congratulations, you and I should be friends because our minds work the same. More »

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