Topic: Selena Gomez

The Official Cinco De Mayo Celebrity Drunk-O-Meter

The Official Cinco De Mayo Celebrity Drunk-O-Meter

It’s Cinco de Thirdo today, you guys! Aka the last workday before Cinco de Mayo, the traditional American holiday of drinking Coronas and annoying the waitstaff of your favorite neighborhood Mexican restaurant! So with only two more days until that fateful morning (and only three more until that fateful hangover), it’s time to start planning your drankin’ schedule, and that can be a hard thing to finagle. More »

Justin Bieber Spends One Night With Selena Gomez And Forgets He Owns A Monkey

Justin Bieber Spends One Night With Selena Gomez And Forgets He Owns A Monkey

“I don’t know,” the singer allegedly told a friend who told a source who faxed an insidier who paged me, “it’s like, remember Furbies. At first they were like so much fun. Then they were like so hungry and so annoying. Well monkeys are like that, except you can’t take their batteries out. So yeah, if you know anyone who wants a monkey, hit me up.” More »