Topic: Scott Disick
After last weeks’ vampire facial and a few weeks ago’s breast milk extravaganza, I didn’t think Kourtney and Kim Take Miami could get much grosser. I didn’t think it could get grosser for one, because I don’t spend my time thinking about possible disgusting things for Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian to do; and two, because even if I did try, my mind would never, ever, ever (like ever) come up with this weeks ew! moment: a benefits of pineapple juice competition, to put it nicely. More
Last night’s episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami began with Kim Kardashian getting a “blood facial” at… well, some sort of weird doctor’s office that gives blood facials. They take a sample of your blood and then spin it to remove the plasma and then shoot that into your face in a series of tiny injections that make it appear that your whole face is bleeding. And that was all before the title sequence! More
Keeping up with the tradition of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami being driven by really random plot lines (i.e. episode 3: breast milk theft), last night’s episode was about dragon boat racing. More
Last night’s episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami was titled “Lez-B-Honest” and was about Scott Disick befriending a lesbian and Kim Kardashian stealing Kourtney Kardashian‘s breast milk. Just wanted to put all that out there front and center so you know what you’re getting into here. More
Last night was the season, sorry, series premiere of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami. Kourtney and Khloe took New York last time, my bad. These shows all blend together. There’s been four variations of Kardashian shows at this point. Name and name take city is a no fail combination in E!’s opinion so the title is basically irrelevant. More
Celebrities trolling each other with mocking Halloween costumes: It’s a beautiful thing. More
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This is clearly amateur hour, because this fan should have known that if you want a Kardashian (or hanger-on) to come to you, you don’t propose that you meet in New Jersey. More
While it’s too late to shield your eyes, it’s never too late to gouge them out. And that’s something you might want to do after seeing Scott Disick walking around in a see-through white bathing suit. More
Last night’s season finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians was entirely baby-themed. Kim wants to freeze her eggs, Khloe is scared she doesn’t have any, and Kourtney’s finally hatched. Luckily for us, we were all there to see it. All of it. More
Is it just me or is one month after birth a bit late for a Kardashian baby to be revealed tabloid style? More
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick welcomed a daughter this weekend, and named her Penelope Scotland. Is it just me, or does that name totally sound like she and Encyclopedia Brown should be a tween crime-solving duo that takes on cases like The Mystery of the Missing Gym Shorts? More