Topic: Scott Disick

Kanye Did Show Up To Kim’s Baby Shower, But I Don’t Think He Wants Us To Know That

Kanye Did Show Up To Kim's Baby Shower, But I Don't Think He Wants Us To Know That

Well, it looks like Kanye did indeed show up to the party of the millennium to celebrate his daughter. (Why does it feel so weird to know the gender? Because it makes it even more real?) But I’m not totally convinced he was happy to be there. I don’t know why. I mean, it could have been the fact that he showed up covering his face with a hoodie. But I don’t know. More »

Kourtney and Kim Take Miami: And London And My Appetite

Kourtney and Kim Take Miami: And London And My Appetite

After last weeks’ vampire facial and a few weeks ago’s breast milk extravaganza, I didn’t think Kourtney and Kim Take Miami could get much grosser. I didn’t think it could get grosser for one, because I don’t spend my time thinking about possible disgusting things for Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian to do; and two, because even if I did try, my mind would never, ever, ever (like ever) come up with this weeks ew! moment: a benefits of pineapple juice competition, to put it nicely. More »

Kourtney & Kim Take Miami: Kim Getting A Vampire Facial Isn’t The Weirdest Part

Kourtney & Kim Take Miami: Kim Getting A Vampire Facial Isn't The Weirdest Part

Last night’s episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami began with Kim Kardashian getting a “blood facial” at… well, some sort of weird doctor’s office that gives blood facials. They take a sample of your blood and then spin it to remove the plasma and then shoot that into your face in a series of tiny injections that make it appear that your whole face is bleeding. And that was all before the title sequence! More »