Topic: Scott Disick

Kourtney and Kim Take Miami: And London And My Appetite

Kourtney and Kim Take Miami: And London And My Appetite

After last weeks’ vampire facial and a few weeks ago’s breast milk extravaganza, I didn’t think Kourtney and Kim Take Miami could get much grosser. I didn’t think it could get grosser for one, because I don’t spend my time thinking about possible disgusting things for Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian to do; and two, because even if I did try, my mind would never, ever, ever (like ever) come up with this weeks ew! moment: a benefits of pineapple juice competition, to put it nicely. More »

Kourtney & Kim Take Miami: Kim Getting A Vampire Facial Isn’t The Weirdest Part

Kourtney & Kim Take Miami: Kim Getting A Vampire Facial Isn't The Weirdest Part

Last night’s episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami began with Kim Kardashian getting a “blood facial” at… well, some sort of weird doctor’s office that gives blood facials. They take a sample of your blood and then spin it to remove the plasma and then shoot that into your face in a series of tiny injections that make it appear that your whole face is bleeding. And that was all before the title sequence! More »

Watch This Kardashian Family Music Video And Tell Me Why It Exists

Watch This Kardashian Family Music Video And Tell Me Why It Exists

I was blissfully unaware of this fact until mere moments ago when I unearthed this tragedy on the internet, but apparently the Kardashian Family makes periodic music videos in which they lip-sync…sorta…to popular songs. By which I mean out of all of the various and sundry Kardashians who appear in this video, maybe Scott Disick and Rob Kardashian actually know the song “Hypnotize”, by The Notorious B.I.G., which they’re dancing to. More »