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Topic: scientologist

There’s a new Tom Cruise marijuana, just for all the hip cats

Just what every crazy Scientologist needs: a brand of pot named after them. Apparently, there’s a new strain of medical marijuana named “Tom Cruise Purple” that makes you see things that aren’t actually, uh, THERE. If it’s named for Tommy … More »

Will Smith states firmly that he is “not a Scientologist”

PICAPP CODE So for some reason, Will Smith is having to deal with rumors that he is a Scientologist. Well, it’s probably because he hangs around with Crazy McCrazystein Tom Cruise all the freaking time, and I’m pretty sure that … More »

Watch Tom Cruise’s Insane Scientology Birthday Party Video

Aww! Now WHY is everyone always ragging on Scientology? They look like they’re having fun, singing some songs, dancing, hailing Xenu, etc. Good clean fun!

Tom Cruise auditioned actresses for the role of his wife

Good Monday morning to you, Snarkarinos! How are you this fine morning? Got your donut? Got your coffee? Well, here’s your morning gossip. Apparently, and this is not that surprising, Tom Cruise actually auditioned various actresses for the role of … More »