7 Reasons I’m Pretty Sure Zack Morris Is A Sociopath
Country Singing Golden Girl Danielle Bradbery Wins The Voice At 16, What Did You Do In High School?
John Mayer’s New Song Might Be About Taylor Swift, And It’s Like Get A Room Already
The (I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum Music Video’s Beyond Amazing
Miley Confirms She Wasn’t Referencing Drugs In Her New Song, Aka She Definitely Was
Jimmy Fallon And Brad Pitt Had A Yodel Conversation, But Don’t Worry, There Are Subtitles
In the coming battle that will constitute the Teen-pocalypse, there are many things working against us over-18s: we’re bad at skateboarding, we’re clumsy with social media, and we’re simply not as balls out when it comes to hand-to-hand combat. But there’s one thing those crazy kids have yet to master, and that’s figuring out how to get drunk without poisoning themselves/each other. More
Congratulations, everyone! If you’re reading this, you did not die in the hurricane that swept much of the east coast this past weekend. While it proved to be a major snore-icane here in NYC, other parts of the country got absolutely hammered by Irene, who is such a moody bitch she must be on her period or something, amirite bros? The news media being what it is, a bunch of amazing images made it onto the Internet. Whether people were trying to survive or just being jackasses, each one of them made me go “whoa,” “heh,” “YOU, SIR, ARE AN IDIOT” or some mixture of the three. More
Let’s try to imagine some other fun titles for this Javier Lovera nightmare photograph: More
Have you been having a hard time sleeping lately? We here at Crushable have, and it seems to have hit us all at once. This nameless, faceless fear that’s keeping us up at night with the lights on. Can anxiety be transmitted through a workspace?
All I know is that between Freddie Krueger, BOB from Twin Peaks, and Tim Curry in IT, there is no good reason to hop into bed, secure in the knowledge that nothing is hovering in the shadows…waiting, lurking. We decided to ask the rest of the office: What’s the creepy image keeping them awake? More
Every week, our lovely Gail K. offers up a skewering of advertising aimed at women. This week get ready for spoooky Halloween trick or treats (and milkshakes!)
Ladies beware you’re in for some….scarrots? In the spirit of All Hallows Eve, my weekly dose includes five advertisements that will shake you to your Spanks! More
Women Don’t Just Get Killed By Movie Monsters, They Direct Them Too! – This awesome essay by Monika Bartyzel details the history of women in horror films. No, not getting slashed by Freddy, but writing and directing some of the creepiest, nightmarish movies ever to show on a big screen. Mary Shelley, anyone? (via Cinematical)
Halloween may still be a couple weeks away, but that’s no reason to forgo the holiday spirit completely. And while we can’t walk around every day dressed like a slutty Snooki from the Jersey Shore (it’s kind of like regular Snooki, except you have to make out with whatever juicehead is closest to you), we can show our spooky pride by subtly pulling off some of these gross, weird, and downright scary accessories. Um, is that a rat on your head or are you just OH MY GOD YOU HAVE A RAT ON YOUR HEAD! More
We tend to think that Naomi Campbell as the phone-throwing, frightful diva whose behavior towards her assistants has warranted her more jail time than Lindsay Lohan. But Interview magazine revealed in this month’s issue that the model is actually doing public service every day, deep in the bowels on New York’s sewer system where she systematically hunts down and destroys those bat-people from The Descent. True story! More
Would you rather: Have an Office Job or Climb 1,768 Feet With No Harness? If you are reading this from your desk right now thinking about how badly you wish you weren’t at work, how much you dislike your job, or any other work-related complaint, then just stop. At least if you slip up on your TPS Report, it’s fixable. More
