Topic: Saved by the Bell

I’m So Excited! Snooki’s New Zantrex3 Ad Is A Flashback To Jessie Spano’s Diet Pill Freakout

Iâm So Excited! Snookiâs New Zantrex3 Ad Is A Flashback To Jessie Spanoâs Diet Pill Freakout

Snooki‘s new Zantrex3 diet pill ad features her and several other women dancing around to the song “I’m So Excited”…just like when Jessie Spano had that caffeine pill freakout on Saved By The Bell. This is the best coincidence ever.

In Saved By The Bell, Jessie gets addicted to over-the-counter caffeine pills in an effort to keep up with her crazy curriculum and social demands. And they make her totally awesome…until she freaks out and Zach has to come to her rescue. (Thankfully, she wasn’t using the pills to lose weight, but we wouldn’t be surprised if she did; caffeine pills and diet pills are basically the same thing…How do you think Zantrex3 gives Snooki so much energy?!) More »

How to Keep the ‘Glee’ Kids on TV After they Graduate from McKinley High

How to Keep the 'Glee' Kids on TV After they Graduate from McKinley High

Glee creator Ryan Murphy has said that Rachel, Finn and the rest of the gang will be graduating at the end of season three because “you can’t stay in high school forever.” Ha! It’s like he’s never watched TV. Maybe Mr. Murphy can learn a thing or two from the writers of these high school dramas. Because they sat down in a meeting, looked at each other and thought, what would Boy Meets World be without Shaun and Corey?, Buffy without Xander and Willow?. The answer: hollow, empty, shells of TV shows. And if Glee were to become a hollow shell, there’d be a damn echo to deal with as well. More »