Topic: Savages

Happy 25th Birthday To Blake Lively’s Hair. And Blake Lively. But Mostly Her Hair.

A true star celebrates a birthday Saturday. Her glowing beauty and versatility have captured the attention of millions of fans since she arrived on this earth 25 years ago. I’m referring, of course, to Blake Lively’s hair. I guess I’m also referring to Blake Lively, but it’s hard for me to watch Blake without focusing most of my attention on her long, golden locks. In fact, I’m not entirely sure what she even looks like, facially speaking. More »

Blake Lively Is The Worst Hostage Ever In Savages

I must warn you that I can’t really tell you about Blake Lively showing us just how entitled a hostage she can be without pulling out a few plot spoilers. With that said, these spoilers will not ruin the movie for you. I can’t capture the weirdness of the film or Blake Lively’s breathy narrative voice with my words. Seriously, you could read this entire essay as well as every other review out there and still have absolutely no clue what happens in the movie. More »

Blake Lively Has Awkward Sex! Celebrities! They Really Are Just Like Us!

That entire title’s an enormous lie. Celebrities are nothing like us. For example, I’m referring to the fact that Taylor Kitsch claimed that filming sex scenes with his Savages co-star Blake Lively was incredibly awkward. More »