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The Daily WTF: Here Is A Lovely Sarah Palin Tattoo

The Daily WTF: Here Is A Lovely Sarah Palin Tattoo

Sarah Palin is poison. We all know that. Ingest a bit of her venom and your body will instantly seize up and send you running toward the woods with a rifle in your hands and an American Flag around your waist. As poisonous as Sarah Palin may be, however, I have never felt the need to turn my body into a permanent warning sticker admonishing her existence. More »

Discovery Channel Is Really Savvy, Uses Lady Gaga Song for Shark Week

Discovery Channel Is Really Savvy, Uses Lady Gaga Song for Shark Week

We’ve known that Discovery was smart about pop culture when it picked up Sarah Palin’s Alaska last year, and even before now the network has jazzed up its annual Shark Week with celebrity promos and cult movies. But I have to raise a glass to this year’s ad, which sets fearsome shots of dead-eyed sharks chomping on boats and people to Lady Gaga‘s single “Show Me Your Teeth.” More »

Crush Links: Weston Cage’s Wife Is a Tough One

Crush Links: Weston Cage's Wife Is a Tough One

• Sarah Palin and Michele Bachman won’t be having a mud wrestling fight. How kind of them? (The Frisky)

• What does Reese Witherspoon‘s unfortunate stomach tattoo look like to you? (BuzzFeed)

• Surprisingly, it was Nikki Williams who went after hubby Weston Cage with a bottle, not the other way around. (TMZ)

• Justin Timberlake is planning a talent competition over his recently-acquired MySpace. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Samantha Ronson‘s new girlfriend Erin Foster better watch her back, since Sam still lives next door to ex Lindsay Lohan. (Lainey Gossip)

5 Ways to Make a Cabbage Patch Kids TV Movie Not Suck

5 Ways to Make a Cabbage Patch Kids TV Movie Not Suck

The Cabbage Patch Kids, either the most coveted toys of your childhood or the stuff of your adolescent nightmares, are returning to the small screen. THR reports that a production company has bought the rights to the human-like dolls and will be creating an animated TV movie. Already we think this is a terrible, scraping-the-bottom-of-the-barrel sort of idea since most of the intended audience won’t even know what these dolls are. But as Jesus might have said, “Lord, if this bad movie has to happen, your will be done.” Here are a few general rules to keep the TV special from making us claw our eyes out. More »

Crush Links: Kim Kardashian’s Boobs Make Someone Else Money

Crush Links: Kim Kardashian's Boobs Make Someone Else Money

• Kim Kardashian‘s naked boobs (from her W magazine cover) made their way to an album cover. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

• Why aren’t the mistresses who spill all embarrassed? (Betty Confidential)

• The mechanics of catching a glimpse of Robert Pattinson on-set. (Lainey Gossip)

• Sarah Palin claims she isn’t trying to mess with the media by not revealing the stops on her “One Nation” tour. Suuure. (MyDaily)

• Natalie Portman runs into fiance Benjamin Millepied‘s ex-girlfriend Isabella Boylston, but there’s no catfight. Nice job, ladies. (YourTango)

 

Hot Shot: Levi Johnston’s Book Cover, Y’all

Hot Shot: Levi Johnston's Book Cover, Y'all

Levi Jonston‘s book cover looks like the one-sheet for a wacky, fun-filled 80s movie: Levi and his friends just want to have fun while they still can, skateboarding on the roof and ditching math class to throw Orange Juliuses at the geeks who sit in the corner of the food court — but uh oh, Levi went and got the governor’s daughter pregnant! How will he get out of it? And will his totally tubular Pac-Man score suffer in the process? Directed posthumously by John Hughes. More »

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