Happy Halloween! It’s officially the spookiest day of the year, although most of the celebrating was done on Saturday. As is practically mandated by law at this point, tons of celebs tweeted out photos of their costumes. Let’s take a look, shall we?
(Muahahahaha. Or something.) More
RIP Steve Jobs. He was truly a visionary, and he forever changed our understandings of technology. So much of his innovative work is forever embedded in pop culture—in fact, most people heard of his death over one of his inventions.
His impact was so universal that a bevy of celebrities commented on his passing over Twitter. More
Lindsay Lohan is one of those people who has at least nine tattoos, and yet doesn’t appear tattooed at all. And no, it’s not because they’re in naughty places — they’re all in plain sight if you know where to look, including her new inexplicable Billy Joel tattoo. They seem to be indicative of high or low (mostly low) points in the star’s career and personal life, where she often thinks she’s on top when things are going haywire, or she makes a big deal out of small setbacks. With that in mind, we inspect LiLo’s body art, from girly hearts and stars to pretentious quotes. More
So, Samantha Ronson got her first booking photo, for a DUI. Mazel tov? She marked the occasion by giving the camera some major attitude with this look of “psh, I don’t care.” (She probably doesn’t.) As annoying as that might initially be, it’s better than the pathetic, tear-streaked, dazed mugshots we’ve seen from the likes of Nick Nolte, Snooki, and… well, Ronson’s ex Lindsay Lohan. More
DJ Samantha Ronson, whose brother Mark Ronson produced Amy Winehouse‘s breakthrough album Back to Black, has taken to her blog to say goodbye to the singer, who died on Saturday. Though Samantha and Amy never met, Samantha had many things to say about the loss the music world experienced over the weekend. More
• Sarah Palin and Michele Bachman won’t be having a mud wrestling fight. How kind of them? (The Frisky)
• What does Reese Witherspoon‘s unfortunate stomach tattoo look like to you? (BuzzFeed)
• Surprisingly, it was Nikki Williams who went after hubby Weston Cage with a bottle, not the other way around. (TMZ)
• Justin Timberlake is planning a talent competition over his recently-acquired MySpace. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
• Samantha Ronson‘s new girlfriend Erin Foster better watch her back, since Sam still lives next door to ex Lindsay Lohan. (Lainey Gossip)
Hey now, looks like it’s not all overparenting and sanctimony for Gwyneth Paltrow: sometimes she also likes to have a good laugh at the expense of people less fortunate than her! Such was certainly the case yesterday, when Gwyn retweeted this missive from Samantha Ronson. Well, now that it’s all out in the open, what else is there to do but take a look back at Gwyneth’s old GOOP post about stripping?
Oh no – Samantha Ronson fell off her bike while trying to avoid a car and ended up pretty badly bruised. The celeb DJ went immediately to Twitter and posted a photo of the brutal aftermath, which is pretty shudder-inducing. At least she still used Hipstamatic or Instagram or Fedoratastic or whatever. Glad you’re okay, DJSR. More
It’s been a day of celebrity children getting into trouble with drugs: First we posted about Bobbi Kristina Brown‘s cocaine use and then we found out Theodora Richards, Keith Richard‘s 25-year-old daughter was arrested for a double whammy of graffiti charges and marijuana possession. Man, is it possible to grow up with a famous parent and turn into a well-adjusted, drug-free adult? (Not that we’re making the claim that evidence of drug use necessarily turns people into trainwrecks, but you get the point.) Here are more than a few examples of why celebs should not be allowed to procreate, dammit. More
Remember that grey hoodie Lindsay Lohan brought made famous after the paparazzi photographed her passed out in Samantha Ronson‘s car? Today we spotted photos of Katie Holmes wearing the same exact sweatshirt, and we wondered if Lindsay had actually started a trend. So we hunted around for photos of other celebs rocking the same look — and yep, that grey hoodie is indeed the most ubiquitous article of clothing in Hollywood. Check out the gallery of casual celebs and let us know if you think anyone wore it better than Linds. More
We’re all hoping for the best for Lindsay Lohan, who’s out of rehab and appears to be doing well. She moved into her new home by the beach in Venice, CA, reconciled with ex-gf Samantha Ronson, made plans to launch a jewelry line with celeb jeweler Pascal Mouawad, and has apparently even found a sober mentor in Inception actor Tom Hardy. And what else has Lindsay been doing in her spare time? Take a look at our gallery and find out. More
There are photos of Snooki doing a beer bong at a party when she was underage. Also, someone at the party died that night. Oops. (Radar)
My Name Is Earl star Jaime Pressly was arrested for DUI last night. (TMZ)
Lindsay Lohan wants to build a fence between her new beach house and ex-Sam Ronson‘s, which is about five feet away. (Radar)
Blake Lively is the new face of Chanel. (People)
Camille Grammer wants out of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. (TMZ) More
Halloween is the scariest time of the year besides tax auditing time, but it’s also a fun time to work out your weirdest fantasies! Always wanted to be a pimp, but are too much of a wimp? Wanted to be weird but are too mainstream? Wanted to be your ex-girlfriend but not develop a coke habit? It’s time for celebrities to celebrate Halloween on Twitter! More
Seriously you guys? Gross. We’re trying to enjoy a nice, brisk Friday while eating our borsch and contemplating Comic-Con this weekend, and then we have to see this kind of trash on our Twitter. Honestly. More