The case of the Miley Cyrus bong-hit-seen-round-the-web is a curious one. Last December, a video of a newly legal Miley smoking up amongst friends found its way to TMZ. The vid caused an instant outcry from concerned parent groups and led Miley’s pop, Billy Ray, to apologize for his daughter’s uncontrollable behavior. Also? It taught at least one patrol car full of hardened NYC cops all about the joys of Salvia.
How do I know this? A few nights ago, I walked into a deli on New York’s Lower East Side and ordered a midnight snack (which, btw, was decidedly undelicious — who puts raw onions on a sandwich without asking first? Are we savages?). Three cops, all in their early 30s, were leaned up against the counter, chatting with the cashiers. They were talking about Salvia. “That’s not so weird,” you might be thinking. “Cops probably have to deal with dumb kids on Salvia all the time.” More
Miley Cyrus Admits That Smoking Salvia Out Of A Bong Was A Bad Decision -“When reminded that there are plenty of teenagers out there puffing on more serious fumes, she responded, ‘But they’re not Miley Cyrus.’” (Marie Claire)
Miley Cyrus‘ downward spiral continues. The internet is now home to photos of Miley lifting up her shirt and letting some chic pretend to lick her boobs. Fun times! The images were leaked by…Miley’s frenemies? Girl needs better friends. STAT. More
Apparently, the girl who taped Miley Cyrus smoking salvia and shared the video with the world has taped a parody video of the whole mess. What a biatch! Video after the jump. (ONTD)
Zac Efron is cutting off his locks for a movie. And charity. (socialitelife)
Pauly D from The Jersey Shore is getting his own show. (People)
John Mayer photobombing photos of happy couples is a little like when Bruce Springsteen does it. But nobody’s happy at the end. (JustJared)
Taylor Swift would like to take Katy Perry to the prom. At least they’d have awesome sparkly outfits? (People)
Meanwhile, Katy uses magic tricks to keep husband Russell Brand interested in her. In bed. (celebuzz) More
Ruh-roh. I think we can finally pinpoint the reason Miley Cyrus has been smoking all that salvia of late. According to Kelly Osbourne‘s Twitter account: This is how im a bad I influence on Miley I force her to eat … More
Footage of Miley Cyrus smoking out of a bong leaked last week, and the entire celeb-universe is acting like the Disney star is one Jonas-brother-snub away from a trip to Betty Ford. When the reality of situation is that Miley’s 18 and salvia is legal. Smoking a little pot — or having a few drinks or even giving a lap dance — is normal teenage behavior and it doesn’t necessarily indicate some horrific larger problem.
Remember when Mike Huckabee was running for president and claimed he’d never once tried beer? And the general reaction was to be vaguely weirded out by this? Because this was a grown man — a leader at that — who’d never had basic, universal experiences. Is that what we expect from Miley? That just because she was once a child star she should never be allowed to become an experienced adult? Universal everything expert Dr. Drew, for one, seems to think our girl’s experiencing some kind of deep psychological disaster:
Miley Cyrus‘ tale of salvia exploration is now available in adorable CGI cartoon format, thanks to our friends over at Taiwanese NME studios. Oh look, she’s friends with a giant bear! More
Miley Cyrus bong rips? They’re pretty cool. The pop tartlet let her friend video her taking a few hits from a bong at a party after 18th birthday. Surprise! It made it to the internet. And it’s pretty awesome. TMZ … More