(Zedon is a space alien university student spending a semester abroad in New York City. Weirdly, he’s familiar with of all our culture references except for Saint Patrick’s Day.)
As I walked to school this morning I began to wonder if I’d accidentally stepped onto the set of a Target ad scheduled to air during that one week a year NBC gets all hypervigilant about being eco-friendly: everyone was wearing green! However, I was informed by the mint-colored sprinkles on my Dunkin’ Donuts cruller that today is actually something called Saint Patrick’s Day, a holiday named for an Irishman and the patron saint of liver transplants. Americans celebrate this holiday by drinking as much as possible all day long — the truly devoted will start with a shot of Jameson for breakfast and continue imbibing until their internal organs scream and they start to actually find their buddy’s Groundskeeper Willie impression funny and also Irish. More »