I love the folks at r/photoshopbattles for taking the depressingly empty Olympics seats and filling them with Strutting Leo, Overly Attached Girlfriend, Sad Keanu, and so many other recognizable faces and memes. More
Topic: Sad Keanu
•Tough break, Robert Pattinson– Penn Badgely just landed the coveted role of Jeff Buckley. (Lainey Gossip)
•After bombing Belgrade figuratively speaking, Amy Winehouse has reportedly cancelled her entire European tour. Some comebacks were just not to be. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
•Yesterday was Prince William’s 29th birthday. Celebrate by watching this video of his cutest moments from childhood all the way up to marriage. (Popsugar)
•Did the Sad Keanu meme inspire Keanu Reeves to write a book called Ode to Happiness? (The Frisky)
•Word on the street is that Megan Fox was replaced in Transformers 3 because she bad-mouthed Michael Bay. Note to self: Things not to do include pissing off Michael Bay. (Betty Confidential)
A source tells Crushable that swoonworthy Weeds star Demian Bichir was sitting alone in The Apple Pan in L.A. eating a cheeseburger. (It’s like Sad Keanu meets Drunk Hasselhoff!) Bichir plays Esteban, the drug lord/baby daddy of Nancy, Mary Louise Parker‘s character on Weeds, so he shouldn’t be hurting for companionship. He’s also hot, so there’s that. More
James Van Der Beek: he is just a normal dude! With last week’s introduction to Funny or Die’s Van Der Meme videos (and subsequent website), James was able to take a not-even-that-popular Internet meme about himself and turn it into a viral hit. He’s the antithesis of Keanu Reeves, who refused to even acknowledge that Sad Keanu existed, or Winona Ryder, who doesn’t even have the Internet unless someone sends her to a world wide webpage. More
The Internet is wonderful. Back in the day, if you were a washed-up television actor, the most you could look forward to in your career was greeting people in a Vegas casino. But as Wil Wheton proved when the web was invented, everyone can have a 2nd life on the ‘net.
Which brings us to Vandermemes: James Van Der Beek‘s new site that pokes fun at…well…James Van Der Beek. See, there was this gif of James crying on Dawson Creek that was circulating the blogosphere for awhile, and instead of pretending that it didn’t exist (like Keanu Reeves did for the Sad Keanu meme), James has embraced his Internet revival with a Funny or Die video and a new Tumblr called Vandermemes. We picked a couple of our favorite Gifs, just for you! More
Ahhh, this is the only year-end roundup that matters! We were feeling sort of down on 2010, but then we watched this video and realized that this year gave us both Double Rainbow and Sad Keanu! Not to mention Salsa Dog and all those “Whip My Hair” sing-alongs. 2010, you were all right after all. More
Twilight‘s Robert Pattinson is usually too busy moping and being a vampire to go streaking in his underwear, but that’s what makes the new F**k Yeah Jumping Rob Tumblr so perfect! Robert is bothered is too obvious, but a happy, energetic Rob put into funny situations? Perfection. Check out some of the weirder ones here. More
When we expressed surprise over Keanu Reeves‘ unexpected eloquence during his Vulture interview (in which he used terms such as re-contextualize and conceptualize), we thought we were paying the sad actor a compliment! Apparently not: there is a strong community of “Save Keanu” fans that believe the Bill and Ted thespian should be allowed into Mensa. We’re wary of urls sent in our comment sections, but congratulations to user Inkhuldra for introducing us to WhoaIsNotMe.Net, which has provided us with minutes of entertainment. More
We’re not sure if we buy into this Vulture interview with Keanu Reeves, where the actor claims to have no knowledge about his recent meme status as “Sad Keanu.” After all, ever since the first pictures appeared earlier this summer, Keanu seems to be purposely posing with maximum melancholy, even when say, he’s eating a cupcake. Then again, we didn’t expect Keanu Reeves to know such 50-cent words. More
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Poor Keanu Reeves (or as my dad for some inexplicable reason says it, “Key-nu“): The most amount of press he’s getting these days is his recent memehood of sadness, where people post shots of the actor moping around, head in hands, and titling the pictures “Sad Keanu.” But seeing as how little we actually know of this actor’s life, he could just as easily be a very happy Keanu. The evidence goes either way, really. Just look! More
Someone posted this photo on Reddit that seems to confirm that Keanu Reeves is, indeed, very sad. Look at him, moping with his juice! But we present to the jury this evidence that Keanu is not just sad, but mad … More
Today is June 21, which means it is the first day of summer. The Earth’s axial tilt is most inclined toward the sun, resulting in the longest day of the year and the shortest night. In olden times, the Celts … More
Kourtney Kardashian‘s baby daddy Scott Disick treated their 5-month old son to a massage this week. WHAT. (Us Weekly) Jake Gyllenhaal had a guys’ night with Adam Levine in Los Angeles. The bros were not interesting in picking up women. … More