Topic: Ryan Lochte

The Only Reason Ryan Lochte Wore A Suit At The ALMA Awards: His Abuelita Would Be Watching

Raise your hand if you thought “dressing up” for Ryan Lochte meant trading out his American flag grille for a Cuban one at last night’s ALMA Awards? More »

SNL Returns With Seth MacFarlane And Wins Me Over With Gangnam Style

It’s the first week back for Saturday Night Live, with host Seth MacFarlane and musical guest Frank Ocean, and I didn’t totally hate it. Gangnam style! More »

The One Million Dollar Reason Every Woman Should Party Naked With Prince Harry

Could a Prince Harry sex tape exist? I now have a million reasons to think the answer is yes.
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Is Ryan Lochte’s Sister Meghan Lochte A Racist, Or Just An Idiot?

This newly rediscovered video of a 2008 interview with Ryan Lochte‘s sister Meghan Lochte has me wondering if she’s a racist or just an idiot. Spoiler alert: she’s both. More »

10 People I Wish I’d Seen Naked Before Ryan Lochte And Prince Harry

With naked pictures of Olympic gold-medalist in douche-baggery Ryan Lochte and the crown prince of poor decision-making Prince Harry floating about the internet today, here are ten people I wish I’d seen naked first. More »

McKayla Maroney Skips All The Fun Parts Of Fame And Jumps Right To The Part Where She Gets Stalked

While most celebrities get to enjoy a year or two in the spotlight before getting a stalker, McKayla Maroney continues to exceed our expectations by getting harassed by crazy people right away. More »

Ryan Lochte Continues To Compete Against Prince Harry, Also Has Naked Photos

Ryan Lochte and Prince Harry continue to compete against each other in a race that none of us saw coming. More »

Hot Shot: Tom Daley Is The Nerdy, British, Potentially Hotter Version Of Ryan Lochte

Hello, I am Olympic diver Tom Daley and I am here to steal your heart from Ryan Lochte. More »

Prince Harry Got So Drunk At A Vegas Pool Party That He Challenged Ryan Lochte To A Race

You know how to know when when you’re too drunk? When you start challenging Olympic swimming champions like Ryan Lochte to an impromptu race at 3 A.M. More »

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Ryan Lochte Challenges Himself To Pick Up Girls Wearing The Ugliest Bathing Suit Ever, And I Challenge Ryan Lochte To Shut The Hell Up

Olympic gold-medalist Ryan Lochte donned a pink Speedo with silver stars and challenged himself to pick up girls anyway. I humbly challenge him to shut the hell up. More »

The Pros And Cons Of Ryan Lochte Playing Finnick Odair In Catching Fire

Tumblr seems convinced that Olympian Ryan Lochte would make a perfect Finnick Odair. And while there’s an eerie resemblance in looks — not to mention, you know, his swimming talent — we have to give this matter fair consideration. Check out our pros and cons, and add yours in the comments! More »

Unfortunately Ryan Lochte Will Not Make His First TV Debut In A Sex Tape With Nathan Adrian

Ever since I first saw Olympians Ryan Lochte and Nathan Adrian swim in a race together, I thought they’d make a great couple in a porn film. More »

7 Olympians We Will Still Talk About Even Though The Games Are Over

Gabby Douglas, US Gymnastics All-Around Gold and Team Gold

McKayla Maroney, Team Gold, Vault Silver

Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps, US Swimming

In most cases, the Olympics mark the one time in four years when we, the general public, say “Hey, these guys that have been toiling in obscurity for the past four years ain’t half bad!” And then the games end, and the athletes are thrown back into the world of 24/7 training and anonymity, with only the memories of that beautiful Olympic Village orgy to sustain them at night. But for some, these Olympic games have kick started a career in the spotlight, whether they like it or not. Who are these Olympilebs, and what do you need to know? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. More »

Video: Patrick Stewart Plays The Shadiest Olympics Ticket Scalper, Ryan Lochte Is His Victim, And It’s Awesome

In case you were looking for a video that will make you go “wtf?”, check out Patrick Stewart as a ticket scalper and Ryan Lochte as his mark. Simon Pegg and Ryan’s American flag grill also make appearances. More »

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