Do you ever have that thing where you’re totally into a someone before you’ve even met them? They’re so hot that you think to yourself, “That human person is such an ideal specimen that there is absolutely no way we won’t be perfect for one another.” Well I do that all the time, except with celebrities. And here are all the people who have let me down by opening their mouths and ruining everything. More
Topic: Ryan Lochte
And much like group challenges are the worst kinds of challenges on Project Runway, group projects in school are pretty much torture. Because guess what, guys? People can be pretty terrible. There are a lot of reasons people are terrible groupmates, and as with anything, you can find a celebrity who perfectly embodies each of those awful attributes. More
Here are some of the weirdest and worst celebrity news items — the ones that made us feel like we were playing a massive game of Mad Libs — that turned out to be 100% true. More
The third season of Wilfred premieres on FX tonight at 10 PM. The return of the show got me thinking about what it would be like if this storyline were to be reimagined for different actors and different animals. So naturally I put together a list of 12 celebrities (because of the Chinese zodiac) and the animals they should play on TV, based on their persona. Keep in mind that all of these celebrities would be appearing onscreen in cheap-looking animal suits and talking like themselves. That should make the experience more fun. More
ne thing that distinguishes What Would Ryan Lochte Do? from other celeb-oriented shows is that Ryan Lochte doesn‚Äôt live in Los Angeles. He‚Äôs rooted in good ‚Äėol Gainsville, Florida, which has made Ryan a real down-to-earth kind of fellow. (Errr, kinda.) More
Ryan Lochte starts off this episode of What Would Ryan Lochte Do? while wearing a horrendous plaid vest. It‚Äôs a pretty fitting indication of what your next twenty minutes will be like. As in, a little bit ‚Äúoff,‚ÄĚ a little bit confusing, a little bit too…stupid but not in the way you want it to be? More
So here we have it, the dumbest lines straight from the mouth of this babe. Because that’s kind of what we’re dealing with here. More
He’ll brag about peeing in the pool every chance he gets. That includes in his new Funny or Die video, wherein he advertises a fake fragrance called Pool Water. What ensues is plenty of typical Lochte mumbling, a permanently annoying smirk, and a lot of hinting at urine. More
He’s an idiot. A real live sex idiot. Yes, he’s incredibly good looking. Yes, he has an amazing body. And yes, he’s an medal-winning Olympian who deserves all the acclaim he’s received for his swimming skills. But at the end of the day, he’s very stupid. More
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An extended trailer is out for his new E! series What Would Ryan Lochte Do?, and apparently the answer to the title’s question is “A reality show.” I suggest you watch the trailer to properly come to terms with the fact that yes, this is a show, and jeah, it is happening. More
Four out of every five of your Facebook frenemies agree that it’s clinically the coldest day ever. More
It was only a matter of time before this happened. Honestly, I’m surprised it took this long. But the moment is finally here — a Ryan Lochte penis pic has fallen into the hands of the blogosphere. More
TomKat started 2012 married, Blue Ivy started it not born, and we didn’t get One Direction ’til March? Here are ten pop culture highlights you’ve already forgotten. More