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Ryan Gosling Skips His Own Film Premiere, And It Wasn’t Because He Was Off Saving Orphans

For the first time in recorded history, Ryan Gosling did something bad. And not sexy bad, just bad, bad. Timeout bad More »

Ryan Gosling Tells An Adorable Story About His Childhood, Inspires Me To Go Back In Time And Babysit Him

Every time you don’t think Ryan Gosling can charm you anymore, he pulls another anecdote out of his seduction closet and does it again. More »

Forget Cats, ‘Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal’ Is The Best Thing To Ever Happen To The Internet

Just watch Gos refuse cereal and tell me you’re not entranced and obsessed and filled with an uncontrollable desire to make him eat the goddamn cereal. More »

Pope Benedict And 9 Other Celebrities Who Threw In The Towel

Happy 86th birthday to Pope Benedict, the first pope in 719 years to resign the papacy out of his own free will. Now that we live in a world where two guys are both walking around in white being referred to as His Holiness, my eyes are opened to the other celebrities who chose a similar path. More »

In Totally Believable News, Ryan Gosling’s Sick And Tired Of Seeing Eva Mendes Naked

You know who I hate seeing naked? Beautiful people. It’s the worst! So I totally understand why Ryan Gosling is sick and tired of seeing his girlfriend Eva Mendes naked. More »

Ryan Gosling And Mila Kunis Voted Most Fckable Celebs, Despite The Fact That Not One Voter Will Ever Fck Them

If you woke up this morning confused and concerned that our country hadn’t come to a consensus yet about who we’d most like to f*ck, worry yourself no more. More »

Ryan Gosling And Britney Spears Used To Play Spin The Bottle, Now I’m Wondering What Might Have Been

Have you had your morning dose of worlds colliding? No? Well, you’re in luck, because I’ve got a Ryan Gosling quote that should do the trick. A quote that will have you contemplating what might have been, in that Run Lola Run kind of German art film way. More »

James Franco Makes Verbal Love To Ryan Gosling In His The Place Beyond The Pines Review

After reading James Franco’s ode to Ryan Gosling on The Huffington Post, I’m incredibly tempted to shut the internet down early today and call it a day. Nothing will top it. More »

Ryan Gosling Will Probably Scare You In The Red Band Trailer For Only God Forgives

For a man who gives us butterflies in our stomachs by consistently being the nice guy in real life, Ryan Gosling is pretty good at being scary. He spends most of the trailer with an emotionless face, whether he’s dragging someone down a hallway in a not-so-comfortable way or sitting in a restaurant booth watching a fight. More »

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In Case You Were Wondering, Ryan Cabrera Has Ryan Gosling’s Face Tattooed On His Leg

Not only is it weird that he’s out of hiding and he still has the same hair, but he brought something with him: a tattoo of Ryan Gosling’s face. Right there on his leg. He was even proud enough to pull up his pant leg and reveal that not only does he wear socks with pink flamingos on them, but he has Ryan Gosling’s likeness imprisoned on his leg skin! More »

Only Ryan Gosling Can ‘Get Up In A Guy’s Face’ And Still Be The Good Guy

When I first heard this news, I freaked out. Just absolutely lost it. Picture an angry real housewife at a reunion. That’s nothing compared to how I felt. More »

Ladies Of The World, The Place Beyond The Pines Is Not Your Ryan Gosling Fix

Women of the world, this is a wake up call. If you, like me, were planning on going to see The Place Beyond The Pines for your Ryan Gosling fix when it gets released tomorrow — March 29th, 2013 — DON’T DO IT. This is not the movie for you. It’s not a bad movie by any means, as long as you like three movies combined into one, but it suffers from a very common problem, in that Ryan is only in one third of the movie. More »

The Ryan Gosling Helpline Is The Best Invention Ever Invented, And That’s A Fact

Sure electricity’s great and planes are cool and computers are useful-ish. But when it comes down to our society’s greatest inventions in the past 500 years, The Gosline takes the cake. Heck, it might even take the whole bakery. More »

First World Problems: Rachel McAdams Has Been Calling Ryan Gosling For Advice And Eva Mendes Is Pissed

Apparently Rachel McAdams has been calling ex-boyfriend Ryan Gosling for advice and support (in light of her recent break up with Michael Sheen) and his current girlfriend Eva Mendes isn’t psyched about it. I’m sorry, how do you spell ‘first world problems’? This is a problem like finding out that the thing in your shoe that’s been bothering your foot is actually a diamond. More »

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